Don't go to the gym
Eat. 🍰
Be worked out by me instead.
And embrace it. 🐽
Don't walk baby.
Eat. 🍰🍰
Until you waddle.
And embrace it. 🐽💖🐽
Don't stand baby.
Eat. 🍰🍰🍰
Until you're bed-locked.
And embrace it. 🐽💖💖🐽
Don't be a person.
Eat. 🍰🍰🍰🍰
Be a pig. A hungry, mindless pig.
Embrace it. 🐽💖💖💖🐽
You're so much happier this way.
So EAT. 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
💖🐽💖🐽💖🐽💖












