Let it Die; a parody song dedicated to the Frozen fandom
[My rhyme scheme is practically nonexistent, and that’s the only thing I’m sorry for. If anyone has any other versions or suggestions, I’d love to hear them. A hate fandom project.]
The tags are quiet on Tumblr tonight
The Frozen is trend is finally over
The fans have all gone away
But just when I think I’m safe
You think your movie is the best
Oh why won’t you just let it rest
Don’t wanna hear about it anymore
Let’s face it- It was a bore
And I’m pretty sure that shopkeeper wasn’t gay
It’s funny how some common sense
Makes everything seem wrong
Turning Sami into trolls was shitty
And are these females supposed to be strong?
Your perfect movie’s run is through
Do we really need a Frozen 2?
We’re right, you’re wrong, why can’t you see?
And I know it’s not just me
[instrument break whooooo literally the best part of the song]
Your female characters all have the same face
The way you treated Hans, oh, that was such a waste
Han Christian Anderson is spinning in his grave
How do you like Elsa more than Nani
No seriously explain that to me
And I’m pretty sure that shopkeeper wasn’t gay