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When Do We Eat? turned 1 today!

That reminds me, when do we eat...??

I’m super hungry - always. In the next year, I hope to ponder more and lurk less. 

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Well I now know how to end junior year/start senior year.

With wood between my legs and someone screaming in my ear.~

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SHARE 5 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND PASS ON TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

well guess whos back, anyways, seeing as i’m starting run out of things to list chances are i’ll end up repeating some things. (alsoveryhappythaticountasoneofyourfavfollowers)

i’m turning 18 on may 28th (also plan on having sol’s on that day as well)

still fucking 5’4

I have a spine problem that if I do ever grow past 5’4 i’ll have to get surgery done.

I’m able to pick of speech patterns if you talk around me a lot. (if I ever do this around you and you don’t like it please tell me, idk if it’ll help much but i’ll try and stop.)

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Let the day of the dead begin~

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Once you receive this, write 5 facts about yourself and pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers!~ > w <

oh wow I haven’t got one of these in a while but ok:

1. I played the flute for a year. (yes I was in band but with lack of practice and that fact that we where moving killed band for me.)

2. I plan on traveling the world and taste every dish ever made.

3. I’m adopted but by people in my original mother’s family.

4. I use “hate” weirdly meaning that if i say i hate you it means i love you and count you as a friend.

5. I fucking hate onions!

Fun fact: I have this weird liking of death so yea….

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aww the fun of simply having the username of "2ollux captor" is fun, all i have to do is say hello and the shippers come out.~

fuck right now we have a karkat and and eridan making out on the floor while a nep readys her weapons to attack eridan.

[eustass-ya]

Tagged by assbutt

1. What did you do last night 

I prowled the streets of the city and fought crime, using three swords (one in the left hand, one in the right, and one between the ass cheeks) and nearly a barrel of mace.  

2. Wow nice, now what did you ACTUALLY do you were on tumblr weren’t you

Yes

3. boobs or butts

I love both, but I'll probably have to go with ASS ASS ASS

4. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

New York State Wildlife Expert Richard Thomas says "about 700 pounds"

5. If you could, what would you change about your body cuz personally i would grow a dick

DICK. DICK DICK DICK. DICK DICK. SO MANY DICKS. LIKE THREE DICKS

6. big ass dragons or gay ass unicorns

Gay ass dragons

7. tell me about your pets, or your family, whichever you like more

I don't have any pets. 

8.  first 5 words off the top of your head GO

chicken chicken chicken chicken booze

9.  fetishes?

All the fetishes

10. what are you afraid of

Ketchup. (this is the actual truth. if you quiz my best friends and family, they will vouch for me.)

11. is that a penis

only if you're happy to see it

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Wish me luck

i'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

please let me be high enough not to feel the pain...

so yea i might not be on tomorrow...or if i am and i sound weird chances are i'm still gonna be under the drugs affect so yea ignore me