Oh my God, we've got the wrong Arthur
DW: Why are we dressed up like Batman and Robin from that one bad movie in the 1990s? And are the police chasing us?
The Colin Morgan version of Merlin but as an aardvark: I agree, we should pull over.
Arthur, who strangely looks like an aardvark version of Clive Owen but with large eyebrows, but sounds suspiciously like Freddie Highmore: Come on chaps, live a little. It's not every day you get to be a eccentric billionaire superhero party boy destined to be King of the Britons and savior of the Minimoys. Besides, when you get caught between the moon and New York City, what's the worst that could happen? Hit it, Christopher!
Christopher Cross but as a rabbit: The best that you can do, the best that you can do, is fall-
DW: How can this get any worse?
A rabbit in a WWI French military uniform swims past: Ahohohohohohohohon. Joyeux Noël, Grande-Bretagne.