Dec 18, 2013
Me: I mean, I've fucked to Thrift Shop.
Katie: Me too! I had sex in a thrift shop.
Me: No, I had sex to the song Thrift Shop.
Katie: oh...
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Me: I mean, I've fucked to Thrift Shop.
Katie: Me too! I had sex in a thrift shop.
Me: No, I had sex to the song Thrift Shop.
Katie: oh...
At the Whataburger drive-thru
Katie: *placing my order* Can I get a #13 with gravy and a chocolate shake?
Me: WTF NOOO IT'S 30°
Me: oh shit she probably heard that...
Me: Why is your vibrator in the glovebox?
Katie: Because it died there.
Me: WHY DID IT DIE IN YOUR CAR?!
Katie: BECAUSE IT'S A LONG DRIVE!!
Watching Cheaper By the Dozen with Katie. Apparently her biggest fear of having 12 kids would be incest.
Me: You can tell what happened on Glee by the songs.
Katie: Heeeyyyy I fucked a camel.
Katie: ♫ Walk like an Egyptian ♫
My friend just informed me that she LITERALLY had sex in front of me last winter, and I didn't notice because I was focused on Tumblr.