#noneofthislavendershit

[thecrownofflames]

Werewolf, Shapeshifter, Fury

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

@tiefling-queer​ !! Our last phone call was literally just the both of us saying how we think the other person is literally the most amazing person they’ve ever met and how we’re so lucky to have the other person in our life!!! 

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

I have an autoimmune disease thats killing me so I’d def get rid of that 

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Anything along the lines of “I need to talk to you about something” from an authority figure - like anytime my parents or boss says anything like that I’m already going through the seven stages of grief 

[grenadefestival]

♠️ Wing

♠️ OC in their armor

*pained screeching* CHAIN. MAAAAAIIILLLL. I love drawing my boy, but he DOESN’T WEAR ARMOR EXCEPT FOR CHAINMAIL!!!

So we’ve been on the hell boat for like a month and a half ish? Two months tops? Wing’s probably gettin’ a little shaggy. He’s got no asshole master around to force him to cut his hair so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He’s gonna have a nice mane at the end of two years, assuming he survives. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hey, I just started following, love your blog and your writing! I want to recommend your blog to other people, what pronouns do you use? If you don't want to say that's fine, just thought I'd ask! Have a great day!

aw crap i keep forgetting to make an about page-  Thank you so much for the recommendation and asking though! I’m agender and use They/Them.

[grenadefestival]

Pros and Cons of dating your Burger boy?

Pros of dating Burger: 

Always remembers birthdays and anniversaries 

Not the jealous type, will always try to get along with your friends

Will probably stress clean your apartment for you if you leave him there long enough

Will bring you bagels and cool rocks if that’s your thing

If someone hurts you, he’ll kick their ass

Cons of dating Burger: 

You will have to either get good at compartmentalization or develop a monster fetish because he is possessed by a demonic entity that can see, hear, and feel everything. 

The aforementioned entity can and will take control of his body at inconvenient moments just to fuck with you. 

Counterpoint: if this does happen, you’ll be able to tell, so at least you have that.

He will read your texts over your shoulder because he has no boundaries

Send me an OC and I’ll give you the pros and cons of dating them

[grenadefestival]

🎄Wing!

🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater 

(Is there a D&D equivalent of Christmas? Whatever, the prompt says Christmas)

Orcs don’t have a lot of holidays that don’t involve some kind of ritual animal sacrifice and a lot of screaming and booze, so Wing and Anvir’s mother gets a little…excited when she learns about Christmas. Wing is not amused. 

Send me an emoji and an OC and I’ll draw them in that outfit.

[i-want-it-on-fire]

Playlist: Everything's On Fire, But It's Fine™

Burning Pile - Mother MotherBills - grandsonIt Gets Worse - Mindless Self IndulgenceDead! - My Chemical Romance Can’t Go To Hell - Sin Shake SinBad Moon Rising - Credence Clearwater RevivalJesus Saves - AJJ

Send me a playlist title and I’ll make a playlist out of songs that I think would go on that playlist

[tiefling-queer]

Tallak: 6, 18, 24

6. Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Standard fare - having to do something big and important in front of his village/the ship/a nondescript large group of people and finding he’s in his underwear. Getting attacked by wolves. His siblings asking him to help them hide a seal pup the size of an ox. He’s not sure what to make of the last one.

18. Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

Wisdom for sure. The person most suited for power and status isn’t the one who’s clawing for it, but the person who understands the situation the best. Ambition’s never been a thing Tallak’s admired, or had, which has a mixed bag of results when he’s supposed to live up to a legacy of great leaders and hunters and warriors blessed by the storm god. 

24. How quick is your character to trust someone else?

Immediate. If he can’t think of anything he has to hide in a moment, he certainly can’t foresee other people having something to hide. Tallak’s own open nature makes him more than a little naive. It’s also partially because he grew up learning social queues from hunting parties - and when you’re out on what could be a dangerous hunt, you’ve got to learn to trust and put faith in the people around you.

Character Ask Game

[seraphinial]

🖊️+Dharma

•Will trust any tiefling's word over a human's, to a fault

•The more she learns about magic, the more interested and terrified she is of it. If given the choice, she's legitimately unsure if she'd take it.

•Loves her companions, but wholeheartedly disagrees with their, uh, methods.

•Thinks Maria learning infernal is, perhaps foolishly, a step in the direction to taking the artifacts she sells wanton seriously.

•as if it's any surprise, she Gaaaaaay™

•she takes great pride in her antlers, and is overjoyed whenever they grow. even tho the rut itches like a motherfucker.

•Takes a secret visceral pleasure when humans find her presence unnerving.