When in doubt, C4

Imma keep it real witchu, chief, the fandom stuff is bait. It’s D&D characters all the way down (and sometimes fanfiction.) Find me on Redbubble!

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[beardedmrbean]

[64mpg]

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[anxietyproblem]

[irondive]

[northirish]

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[sicknastie]

[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[paranoid-parakeet]

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

[certified-girl-enjoyer]

does there become a point where im too eager for it to technically count as kidnapping

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[knightesscordelia]

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

[infiniteetcetera]

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[divorce-enjoyer]