top 5 places fethry would infodump about krill. go
im counting places and situations as overlapping one-in-the-same catagories. lets do this.
5. in the check out lane of the grocery store, directly to the clerk, who cant remember if they said anything behind the rehearsed greeting clerks usually give you to prompt this because wow, this guy has really been going on for a while now hasnt he
4. playing chaperone to the kids somewhere, i would guess maybe a day trip to funzos since scrooge refuses to take them anymore and i wouldnt be surprised if both donald and della have since been banned from the premises. if he’s not infodumping to the kids its to the funzo mascot or the guy at the ticket counter. i know its a given but its 4 instead of 5 bc cool chaperone uncle fethry rights
3. airport bathroom. he is now late for his flight, and so are you, buster. but now you know about krill. use this knowledge wisely
2. on a date. doesnt matter with who, doesn’t matter where, although through a combination of his funds not being in a stellar place rn bc as far as i would imagine being a freelance scientist doesn’t make great pocket money, and also bc being isolated in the depths of the ocean so long makes him feel a little out of place around crowds, my guess is that top fethry date spots include under a bridge or dock of some kind, mitzi’s back, or if he’s feel brave and fancy, the olive garden
and of course, top of the list:
1. in the shower, to himself, at 3 in the morning, specifically because he couldn’t sleep bc he was too amped up thinking about krill and how much he loves them. he doesnt even use soap or shampoo. he just animatedly talks to the shower head until all his warm water runs out
