hi!! could u please tag trans positivity that specifically mentions trans women / transfeminine NBs / transmisogyny-affected people?? those posts remind me of my abuser / ex & they frequently make me dissociate and im just rly uncomfy w them.. if u dont want to do that i get it, i just thought id try this first rather than unfollowing :(
Oh yeah of course!/lh
Also people I’m sorry to anyone who saw terfs harassing my posts.
I do not have a Countryhumans side blog.It was literally my old blog name and I have on interest in that fandom anymore.
To anyone who has had been abused recently I’m here for you!/lh
Just wanted to pop in and say: I don’t really like the Fellverses(Fell & Swapfell)but your interpretation is *20 chefs kisses*. I honestly can’t wait to see more of the content you have planned for it(especially ForbiddenFluff - I ship it so hard xb). Thank you for gracing my eyes with one of the few aus I sincerely enjoy.
Dude, I know exactly how you feel!!! Thank you so much for enjoying the works and what I’ve came up with thus far!!! It’s been a journey, but damn if it isn’t a wonderful experience to come up with such ordeals!
Thank YOU for coming in and enjoying what I’ve been putting! This makes my day so much and I appreciate notes like this! ; ; ♥ Bless you for letting me know and I hope you, and many more, will continue to enjoy it with me~! ALSO, YES, FORBIDDENFLUFF IS A GOOD SHIP AND I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE IT
Thankyou so much for loving it, too x’D ♥
Believe it or not; I didn’t like either of them myself when I was first exploring the whole AU’s. I tried to enjoy the originals more, or even Underswap kinda caught my attention, but even then US!Sans was a bit-...Too babyish for me and how people characterized UT!Sans and UT!Paps had me backing off... Not only that, but I couldn’t mentally get their personalities down, either.
Then when Underfell came up, I fell inlove with the punkness, the badass with a heart of gold; Originally had me falling for Fell!Sans like many others had once I tried giving it a shot. But I couldn’t wrap my head around the relationship with the brothers or kept finding very weird ones... In a way, I was about to go into the UnderFell fan area moreso than where I’m at right now.
Ironically, when I first came upon Swapfell; I hated it. I absolutely, positively despised it due to what felt like it was my equivalent cave of; Do NOT Go In.
A lot of weird stuff I wasn’t vibin’ with... Nothing made much sense, either. Or people were just doing shit to make it funny; Cool! But... I both wanted more and yet nothing to do much with it?
How I got pulled to being an absolute idiot for Swapfell in general, is Mutt. Literally drew him ONCE; And the fucker took my heart.
And that, right there, had opened my mind up to so much more ordeals with Swapfell in general. I wanted complications, I wanted to dig into why they are how they are, I wanted-... Well. A story, some meat to these bones; So... Took it into my own hands, and what you and everyone else sees is what I’ve done for basically two years to help myself get out of holes and over bumps. It’s why this world means so much to me; Reason why i’m trying so hard.
Because... I just. Can’t help it, it’s a need and it’s been my only art-driven ordeal since finding it. Literally since I was a teenager, I’ve had no other fandoms or interests... Not even anime or shows; This is literally the only Fandom i’m apart of; My other line of work is Furry-related, but I don’t enjoy it as much as I enjoy this place.
Once again, thank you so much for finding me and enjoying the work I’ve put into it! Thank you for giving this side a chance; I know it’s not for everyone, but I’m glad to hear you enjoy it!!! That’s all I ever hoped to hear; That people enjoy it with me ♥
Hopefully we keep going together; Hopefully this world can keep everyone entertained and though I know that’s tough because I’m not a very humorous person; I still want to make this story at least a good one! Bless you, bless those who enjoy my content, and bless those who get inspired!
For a Napollya prompt could I maybe request an AU where Illya works as a CIA/FBI agent working to capture the very annoying and slippery art thief who constantly flirts with him while on the job? (You can choose whichever time period this takes place in, could be modern day, 20s, 60s or whatever)
Settlement
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (Movie)Series: -Rating: General audiencesWordcount: 1 450 wordsPairing(s): NapollyaCharacter(s): Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin.Genre: Hidden declarations of commitment.Trigger warning(s): None that I’m aware of.Summary: It isn’t the first time this happened and, honestly, it’s not the most frustrating either. The Youtube fake fire is a bit much, though.Note(s): Thanks for this prompt, I liked it very much! (As evidenced by how it’s like. Triple the size of my usual FFN stories.) It could probably use a bit of polishing to be a better story, but my unofficial rule for these things is ‘write, spell check, post’ unless the first version is truly horrendous (if I start treating my Flash Fic prompts like my longer stories, I won’t be able to call them flash fics at all tbh) so…have this. Thanks again, Nonners! TMFU is my current obsession and I could use more training for writing our favorite spie :3
“Ihope you like carbonara,” Solo’s voice announces from thekitchen, “I couldn’t find the ingredients for anything fancier.”
Illya,still halfway into the hallway with his hand on his gun, takes asecond to sigh and press at the headache budding between his eyesbefore he holsters his weapon. Solo must have ascribed some sort ofmeaning to the silence, though, because he steps out of the kitchenwith a shit eating grin and the most garish apron Illya has ever seenin his life. And that includes the cowboys and cacti model the manwore when he first did this, back in Berlin.
“Youreally need to take better care of your kitchen, you know.”
Illyagives him the kind of flat stare that makes his colleagues pause andthe new recruits reconsider talking to him altogether. It would bemore efficient if Solo hadn’t been immune to it from the beginning,but just because the stupid American doesn’t have any sense ofshame or decency doesn’t mean Illya needs to indulge him. He doesholster his gun, though. He can’t shoot an unarmed suspect,especially one without a violent history, and Solo missed far toomany opportunities to hurt him to play that card now.
“You’reand international thief,” Illya tells the man as he closes the doorbehind him, “I don’t take suggestions from you.”
“Internationalart thief,” Solo corrects, walking back to the stove, “andyou did ditch the bow tie.”
Illyarefuses to raise to the bait but, Solo is just conceited enough totake any kind of answer as a confirmation of guilt. It wouldn’trankle so much if he were wrong but, well. Illya did have doubtsabout the bow tie before Rome, and Solo may be many things, but he’sdefinitely not tasteless. Nothing in the world could make himoutright admit that, though.
Hesighs.
“Why?”
“Youforgot?” Solo tosses over his shoulder with mock hurt. “Tovarishch,I’m offended.”
Illyarolls his eyes and, because he knows he won’t have peace until heagrees to the stupid masquerade, goes to fetch cutlery in the drawersand set up a table for two.
“Oh,dining room, please,” Solo says when he realizes Illya is going forthe kitchen table. “I’m not having an anniversary dinner on aFormica table.”
“It’sa practical material,” he says.
Illyahasn’t learned enough French to catch the exact meaning of Solo’sreply, but the disdainful tone is easy to catch. He ignores it,leaving two plates with Solo and going to set the rest of the tableinstead. He can’t quite restrain a scandalizes noise when herealizes Solo pulled up a ten-hours loop of burning log on the TV.
“Itis an anniversary, Tovarishch. Did you expect me to put soccer on?”
“Ihear Marseilles is playing Paris,” Illya replies while he tries toremember on which side of the plate the fork goes in Italianetiquette. “The whole office talked about that today.”
“Andnot me?”
Solohas appeared in the living room with two plates in hand, apron tossedoff to reveal the pin-stripped three piece suit underneath: asingle-breasted navy thing that cost as much as Illya’s currentcouch. It’s still an Anderson & Sheppard, though, and Illyasuspects half the reason is because the shop is discreet enough notto let Solo’s appointment hours slip out to Interpol until it’stoo late or entirely unavoidable.
“Clearly,”Solo concludes as he sets the plates side by side on the coffeetable, “I need to put in some effort. I was thinking about aModigliani, next time.”
Solohates Modigliani, and even if he didn’t Illya knows better than toexpect a straight admission of intent from him. He makes a note tomention it to the team just in case, though, see if there’sanything more behind the reference than mere fancy. It isn’t as ifthey’ve had much to work with these past few months, anyway. Illyahasn’t heard anything new on Solo in weeks before tonight.
“Goingsoft, Solo?” He asks, frowning at the shiver of dislike thatcourses through his chest at the thought.
“Thinkingof retiring, actually.”
Illyaknows he shouldn’t have turned so fast. At the very least, heshould have avoided knocking his empty wine glass to the ground. Hehas been chasing Solo for thepast five years or so now, though. Hearing the whole thing might bein vain is bound to be a shock. A rather nasty one, too, if therhythm of his heart is to be believed.
“I’mforty-one—”
“Thirty-nine,”Illya corrects, just to remind the man he knows him better than that.
“I’mat a turning point of life is what I’m saying, Tovarishch,” Solocontinues as if he hadn’t noticed the interruption. “Believe mewhen I say this comes as a complete surprise, but these days I’vefound myself longing for some form of…long-term presence, shall wesay. Much as I love my job—”
“It’snot a real job.”
Illyadoesn’t realize he’s been expecting Solo to respond by defendinghis thieving until what comes out of the man’s mouth instead is:
“Yes,well, it still keeps me too busy for an actual social life.”
Illyastares at Solo, the shock of revelation pulling sarcasm out of hisreach.
“You’reserious,” he says.
Solosmiles, shrugs, and digs into his spaghetti like he didn’t justdrop the mother of all bombshells in Illya’s lap. The radius isextremely relative, Illya knows, but still! Five years of mostlysingle-minded pursuit took over hislife as well. He can’t even comprehend the thought of a lifewithout it, yet. It’s too vast, too abrupt, too…damn.
“Ihave what it takes to vanish,” Solo continues after a fewmouthfuls. “I could be gone tomorrow.”
Well,that bit, at least,was expected. It doesn’t make it any easier to swallow, though, andIllya reaches for the wine bottle Solo must have brought from theoutside, fills his over sized glass to the brim, and drains it in onego. His fingers shiver when he’s done, and he doesn’t feel anymore settled, but at least it catches Solo’s attention.
“Sothis is goodbye, then?” Illya manages through gritted teeth.
Theway Solo sets his fork and knife down on the table should probablynot be that satisfying, but then Illya gave up on ‘probably shouldnot’s somewhere between the third time Solo sneaked in his hotelroom for dinner and the first time he got Illya a Christmas gift. (Itwas a pair of silver cuff-links with a hammer and sickle on them. Thebox included a receipt with the words ‘the things I do for you’in Solo’s neat cursive at the bottom.)
Hehasn’t relented in his efforts to catch the man, far from it! He’sgot a couple of broken ribs and a messy cut on his hand to attest forSolo’s messier escape. It’s just that somewhere in the past fiveyears, his disdain for Solo shifted to grudging respect, toappreciation, to the sort of admiration that comes with worthycompetition. He still wants to catch him, he’s just much lesslikely to gloat about it when he does.
“Itcan be,” Solo says after a long time. “If you want.”
Hestill looks infuriatingly put together. Meanwhile, Illya’s handsache with how hard he clutches his fork, and he’s fairly sure he’sabout to break his teeth or something. It’s still a wildlyinappropriate reaction, but at least a minute ago it didn’t hurt.
“I…Iwould miss you, though,” Solo says at last.
Thistime, when Illya turns around, he finds the man looking down at hisplate, carefully chewing around a mouthful of pasta. Illya stompsdown on the ludicrous bubble of golden hope in his chest and asks:
“Areyou saying this because you’re hoping to get out of prison.”
“Please,”Solo protests, the veneer of self-assured sarcasm sliding back intoplace, “I’m not naive enough to think that’s possible. And likeI said, I don’t need your help to get out of a sentence.”
Hepauses, settling his cutlery down on the side of his plate and givinghis fingernails a careful look before he looks Illya in the eyes andcontinues:
“If,however, you aren’t too tired of my presence, I wouldbe…amenable. To negotiation.”
KissingSolo right then and there is just about the antithesis ofprofessional behavior, and once he writes it down in his report he’llhear about it until the end of his days. He’ll be damned if Solodoesn’t make it worth his while, though.
Are you telling me there are tiny little creatures in the ocean called radiolarians? Do you think they can pick up my show?
YES!!!! They are very very small, Ceece! They are a type of protist, meaning they are literally only one cell. ONE CELL, CEECE! Unique forms of life that are able to go about on the planet for a certain amount of time and feed and reproduce and exist can do so as only one cell!
They have silica skeletons and get their name from their radiated protrusions all along their body that they use to move, and also because when they die, their skeletons fall to the ocean’s floor, and produce a very scientifically fascinating ooze that can be used lieu of a radio by deep sea scientists. I myself am not a deep sea scientist, I am a scientist, but I do know, through virtue of being a scientist, that radiolarian ooze, if applied to your gums, can be used as an emergency radio! Which means, of course, through scientific reasoning, that the silica skeletons of radiolarians have properties that allow them to send and receive radio signals! So they can definitely listen to your show, Ceece! I bet they love your show very much, you mention the deep sea and the darkness and depth and terror and beauty of it enough to make them feel very happy with how much you know about their world!
HEY1! if i see you post that Do You Love the Color of the Sky post again I'm going to hire a deepweb hitman to take you out, do you fucking understand me?
chill, my guy. just...block the post?? unfollow me?? there are plenty of options, as much as i wouldn't pass up an opportunity to die
I want to talk about Harry Styles eating an ice cream sandwich. Licking the sides and then looking up to see you watching him with your mouth hanging slightly open. Then smirking like the cheeky bitch that he is.
ATTACKED! I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED.
Then he’d say “Whatsa matter, love? Li'il jealous, are we?”Then you start to slowly lick your ice cream cone in circular motions, never shifting your eye contact. You can see him coming undone. He thought he had you. Nope, not this time. If it’s a game he wants, it’s a game he’ll get…and you can surely play it better.
