Mar 23, 2016
please tell me lara would change sam's ringtone to chuckle chuckle vision
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please tell me lara would change sam's ringtone to chuckle chuckle vision
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[6:10:41 PM] ant whisperer: do i feel like scott would be the sort to buy one cereal over the other bc it includes a cool toy yes [6:10:51 PM] ant queen: oh my god [6:10:54 PM] ant queen: srsly tho [6:12:09 PM] ant whisperer: i'd like to think he buys cereal with avengers toys hoping there'll be an ant man one and when there isn't he just '... it was probably so small i ate it and didn't notice oh my god'
@nonpilot ( x ) :
❛ dude … i swear, i am gonna type you up a healthy and high in fiber nutricious meal plan that will help you with all this, make sure you have the right foods at the right time of the day, and will get your brain working faster . ❜
❛ because i am worried about you . when was the last time you had a balanced diet ? don’t say prison cause that —- does not count, i know what prison food is and it’snot healthy . ❜
❝ as nice as that all sounds, if we get my brain working any faster i have a strong feeling it’s gonna burst through my forehead or something. ❞
❝ ha !! no, prison food’s not healthy. not when some of the stuff’s a few years expired and fish comes from a box labelled ‘for dolphins.’ focusing back on the topic at hand though, uh .... not since i had a steady job, probably ?? it’s been a while, but hey !! still kickin’, so it’s fine. ❞
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gunshots tear through the poorly sewn shreds of peace the beast has managed to scrounge up ... but whether they are real or imagined, he is incapable of determining. ears ringing, rage rushing forth without barrier ———— the hulk ROARS, rising from his seated position without hesitating, and immediately, everything is considered dangerous, for fear and anger combined are blinding.
the goliath just doesn’t realize that its swinging arm has struck a friend who poses no threat to him.
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