Hi! I just finished reading Backpfei... again (it was awesome 😍😍😍😍) and I was wondering if you had any headcanons for what happens next, especially everyone's reactions when they find out about JB's relationship 🥰🥰🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗
:D I do, indeed, have headcanons and I’ve played with the idea of writing something out and this message gave me the impetus to do it, so thank you!
Tagging @brynnmck for funsies
Backpfeifengesicht: Ten Minutes Later
Margaery: JOY
Margaery: JOY HILL ANDWER YIIR PHONE
Renly: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Margaery: I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS MISSING THIS. JOY!!!
Renly: SEND IT TO HER
Margaery: I can’t just send it! This requires preparation we aren’t there to catch her if she falls over
Margaery: Think of the children!
Margaery: JOY
Margaery: EITHER PUT ROSALIND DOWN OR HOLD HER REALLY TIGHTLY BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN
Renly: shes not kidding joy
Renly: gird yourself 😱
Sansa: Okay with the hysterics. Calm down, for sevens sake.
Margaery: SANSA DONT THINK INDIDNT NOTICE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT
Margaery: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
Sansa: Margaery, I’m sitting right next to you, just speak to me.
Renly: SANSA KNEW??????
Sansa: I’m right here. In person.
Sansa: And we were a little distracted, in case you don’t remember.
Renly: JACCUSE 😡😡😡😡😡
Joy: Goodness gracious. What in the world is going on?
Margaery: joy!!!!!!!!
Renly: JOY!
Joy: I was setting Rose down for a nap and suddenly my phone went mad.
Sansa: I am so sorry.
Renly: YOU BETTER BE 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬
Sansa: I was speaking to Joy.
Margaery: joy
Margaery: Joy my love
Margaery: Sit down.
Joy: I’m becoming concerned.
Renly: but r you sitting or not???
Joy: I am now.
Joy: And I’m very concerned.
Sansa: Don’t be. It’s a very good thing.
Sansa: These two are just in shock.
Joy: Margaery? In shock?
Renly: I KNO RIGHT?!?!
Joy: Renly, less alarming.
Renly: 😤
Margaery: Without further ado…
Sansa: So much ado.
Margaery: image.png
Joy: …
Joy: …
Joy: …
Joy: Oh my goodness.
Renly: RIGHT?!??
Joy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂
Sansa: ?
Joy: Who did that? Tyrion?
Joy: Jaime?
Joy: Gods, is this why Brienne punched him?
Joy: LOL It’s really good!
Sansa: ?????
Renly: 🧐
Margaery: Isnt it absolutely WILD?
Joy: It’s really something.
Joy: Some of my wedding photos could use touch ups, whoever put that together should give me a hand.
Joy: That’s hilarious!
Joy: Sorry, Brienne, when you read this, but it’s an excellent mock up.
Renly: …
Sansa: …
Margaery: …
Sansa: Joy. That’s a real picture.
Renly: TOO REAL
Renly: oh gods i just saw tyrions face
Renly: right there in the corner
Margaery: HAHAHAHA
Margaery: He still looks like that, look at him.
Renly: like hes been smacked on the face with atrout
Joy: You’re joking.
Joy: You must be joking.
Sansa: We definitely are not.
Joy: But
Joy: No
Margaery: She’s getting it.
Joy: But that’s Jaime and Brienne.
Joy: Kissing.
Joy: Brienne kissing Jaime.
Joy: My cousin, Jaime.
Renly: do we kno another jaime?
Joy: What?
Joy: WHAT?
Margaery: And now you understand
Joy: WHAT
Sansa: Give her a moment.
Joy: WHAT
Joy: …
Joy: Brienne isn’t answering my texts.
Renly: well yeah shes a little busy
Renly: jaime stole her away
Renly: BECAUSE THEY ARE DATING
Joy: …
Joy: WHAT?
Margaery: Take a seat, take a breath, this is not a drill.
Renly: 🤯
Renly: 🤯🤯🤯
Margaery: Though Sansa APPARENTLY KNEW AND DID NOT BOTHER TO SHARE THE NEW WITH US
Sansa: I didn’t know! Brienne just said something yesterday that made it make sense today.
Joy: But she punched him!
Joy: Like we always warned him she would!
Renly: het mating dances are weird
Sansa: 😑
Sansa: Rude! And not true!
Renly: oh like it matters to you now
Joy: Will someone PLEASE explain this to me?
Joy: I’m half convinced you’re messing with me because I’m not there.
Margaery: Definitely not. We’d have Tyrion confirm but he’s refusing to talk to any of us.
Margaery: Plus: photo evidence
Sansa: OK
Sansa: She did punch him? I think?
Renly: where else would he have gotten the shiners
Sansa: But it seems they’ve been friendly for a while and Jaime’s been visiting her in KL.
Joy: HE HAS?
Sansa: He says they’ve been dating for at least six months.
Margaery: Brienne says six hours.
Sansa: I’d say it’s somewhere in the middle of that.
Renly: with punches
Joy: I… I am flabbergasted.
Joy: But that sounds exactly like Jaime.
Joy: And Brienne.
Margaery: ANYWAY
Margaery: This morning we were teasing Jaime, it seemed deserved
Renly: overdue
Margaery: And we joked about how he’d have to make it up to her, whatever he did
Sansa: He probably still does.
Margaery: And HE said that maybe Brienne should kiss it better
Renly: AND SHE DID
Margaery: We laughed about it but then Brienne got up and walk
Margaery: Fucks sake Renly just let me tell the story
Margaery: she walked over and kissed him
Renly: the end
Renly: 😏
Margaery: 😡
Joy: Just like that?
Sansa: Just like that.
Joy: Then they just dropped the bomb that they’ve been dating for - possibly - months?
Renly: hours
Margaery: It’s all very amorphous
Margaery: But yes
Margaery: They’re dating
Joy: Wow.
Joy: Wooooooow.
Joy: OMG!
Joy: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Joy: JAIME AND BRIENNE!!!
Sansa: It’s very cute. They are so cute.
Renly: WEIRD
Margaery: Very weird and also very cute
Joy: I’m still processing!
Joy: Gods, I should have known. He mentions her all. The. Time.
Renly: and brienne was a vault
Renly: until this morning
Renly: and perhaps last night
Sansa: Renly.
Renly: tell me im wrong
Renly: if thats not ff hair i dont know what is
Sansa: 😦
Joy: RENLY.
Renly: im not sorry
Joy: You’re never sorry.
Renly: but im consistent
Joy: Very true.
Joy: BRIENNE AND JAIME!!!!!
Joy: 🤩🤩🤩
Renly: they r stupid gross
Renly: n cute
Renly: i admit that
Renly: TYRIONS FACE THO
Joy: Tyrion won’t answer my texts, either.
Renly: he left with tysha
Renly: well he left and she went after him
Renly: very 😵
Renly: i think hesin a fudge
Renly: fugue
Joy: His worldview has been as rocked as ours has. At least you tried to prepare me.
Joy: Brienne, we are going to discuss this. At length.
Renly: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Joy: What?
Renly: OMH OMG OMG
Sansa: Oh gods.
Renly: IWAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Sansa: Renly NO.
Margaery: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Renly: RENLY YES
Renly: JON JUST WOKE UP
Joy: Jon?
Sansa: RENLY. NO.
Renly: AND SANSA AND MARGIE TOLD HIM WHAT HE MISSED
Joy: Is that Sansa’s boyfriend?
Sansa: Uh.
Renly: AND HE SAID
Renly: HE SAAAAAAAID
Margaery: He said “is that who i heard in the laundry room last night?”
Renly: IS THAT WHO
Renly: MARGAERY
Margaery: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT RENLY HMMMM?
Renly: THUNDER STEALER
Joy: No.
Joy: No way.
Joy: NO WAY!
Renly: IS
Renly: THAT
Renly: WHO
Sansa: Don’t say it again.
Renly: I
Sansa: Please.
Renly: HEARD
Renly: IN
Renly: THE
Sansa: Brienne is going to throttle you.
Renly: LAUNDRY
Renly: ROOM
Renly: LAST
Renly: NIGHT
Margaery: I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care.
Renly: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sansa: BRIENNE WILL READ THIS ALL EVENTUALLY
Renly: THEN MAYBE SHE SHULDNT HAVE HOOKED UP WITH J ON THE WASHING MACHINE
Joy: 😳🤯
Renly: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU B
Renly: SO PROUD
Margaery: 🤯 indeed
Sansa: Is it hooking up if they’re actually together?
Sansa: Brienne, I’m so sorry, I tried to stop him.
Renly: its certainly not tender lovin on a cold tile floor
Joy: Renly!
Sansa: Sorry, Tyrion, too. I guess.
Margaery: I can see him outside, he still looks like he’s having an apoplexy
Joy: I think we’re having a collective apoplexy, to be honest.
Joy: Oh goodness gracious.
Joy: Brienne. The laundry room?
Renly: maybe jaime needed a hand
Sansa: Renly, enough.
Renly: never
Margaery: I think Tyrion has his phone in his hand.
Margaery: Oops.
Margaery: waves at Tyrion
Joy: I can’t stop laughing.
Joy: The. Laundry. Room.
Tyrion: I am muting this thread. Effective Immediately. Possibly Forever.
Margaery: Tyrion!
Renly: bang bang bangity bang
Sansa: Stop singing, Renly!
Margaery: I said uh bang bang bangity bang!
Sansa: MARGAERY!
Joy: 🤭🤣
Sansa: Brienne is going to have your heads for this.
Sansa: You saw what she did to Jaime and she’s actually dating him.
Joy: 😍🥰😍😘😍😘😍😘😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
Margaery: shes humming along brienen
Sansa: Lies!
Joy: I… might be humming, too.
Renly: its her own fault
Renly: for the bangityness in the laundry room
Renly: but that seems the theme for the week maybe
Renly: love and banging all around except for poor jon
Joy: That’s right! Who is Jon?
Renly: margie this is the prt where you tell her about you and sansa confessin ur undying love
Joy: ...
Joy: WHAT?
(The end.)