An imagine where 2Ds S/O introduces him to her friends and one of her friends randomly ask about their sex life snd 2D just full on tells a story and he won't shut up
The fact that my best friend would do this to his girlfriend, makes it ten times funnier for me to write hehehe
You had agreed to meet at your favorite cafe to have some drinks with 2D and your friends. You had finally said yes to them, because they had been dying to meet you blue haired boyfriend of who you spoke highly. You were already sitting there with three of your best friends when he walked it, hair all wet due to all the rain outside. You jumped up and gave him a quick kiss and then looked nervous at your friends. Thankfully they all stood up and shake him the hand. You felt happy everyone was acting normal. So far…
You all had your drinks and you were sipping it slowly while your friends listened to all the wild band stories of 2D.
‘So…’ one of your friends began. ‘As a famous rockstar, your sex life must have been pretty wild.’
You almost choked on your drink and wanted to hit your friend unbelievable bad.
‘So hows your sex life with our sweet Y/N?’ they asked.
You wanted to throw your drink at them and leave the cafe with 2D, but you looked surprised when he chuckled.
‘Well this one time I came home from a small tour and I hadn’t seen Y/N in like two months,’ he said and you frowned, not knowing where this story would lead to. ‘So once I got home, I decided to pin her up against the wall, because she is of course a masterpiece and she deserves to be pinned up. All the hickeys in her neck are still from that night and once we went in to the bedroom, we got complaints from the neighbors and…’
You cut 2D off by kicking him under the table and sending him a furious look.
Your friends slowly turned their heads towards you with the biggest grin on the planet and you sighed. You knew from this moment they loved him as much as you did, and you hated it.













