#nora gerber

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Getting ready

N: Well, Elaine. Tonight’s the night. If you’ve got any chance with Jake, it’s going to be gone by midnight so I hope you’ve rehearsed. Eli: Like a modern-day Cinderella... In short-shorts. Elaine: Shut up, you guys. He’s just a guy, I think I can talk to him. Eli: Not like you did in the cafeteria last year, I hope. N: C-C-Can I have a nap-nap-napkin please? And then what happened? Eli: She tripped over her own two feet and sent milk EVERYWHERE. Elaine: That’s not what happened! Eli: So, you didn’t drown the new lunch lady in 2%? Elaine: Will you two stop? We’re seniors now, I think I can handle this. Plus, I have you two & liquid courage as back up. I’ll be fine. Eli: You better be, because Corey just texted and they’ll be here in 5.

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Beatin’ the heat🌴

(Shoutout to @radioactivedotcom for these awesome poses!)

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The proposal

N:  So. My dad, you know, the King of Flakes said that he wanted to make the past few years up to me. E: Barf. N: Right? I think it’s because Mom’s taking him to court again this week. Anyways, he gave me the keys to his cabin! I’ve already got the guest list written up for this rager, all I need is for you to say yes! ... Aaaand maybe grab some supplies, of course. E: And how do you know Jake will be at this “rager”? N:  Because he’d be stupid not to be. Are you in? Eli will be so pissed if you say no. E: Yeah, okay, I’m in. When are we going? N: This weekend!  E:  Wait- this weekend?! I can’t, Dad and I were supposed to go to the car show at the fairgrounds this weekend. N:  So, tell him it’s a big family trip and that I need you there for moral support. Because I do.  E:  Nora, I can’t. We always go together, you know that. It’s been his favorite tradition since Mom died. N:  Do it for Jake, Elaine. I’m sure it’ll be okay if you miss this once. E: I’ll think about it, but I’m not going to break my dad’s heart just to inflate your ego. 

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Nora has an idea

E: I’m sorry, we only accept cash or credit. Sarcasm and bad attitudes are not considered payment methods. N: Whatever, E’. If people can’t tell that I’m kidding, maybe they deserve what’s coming. Don’t you want to know why I’m here? E: Fine, let’s hear it.  N: Now, I know you said you would never be a part of my “crazy schemes” again... E:  You mean, after the after-hours silent disco pool party that got me grounded for two weeks? N: How was I supposed to know that you can’t climb fences?! Look, I have an idea and I think you’re really going to be down for this one! E: No way! N: Not even if I told you that Jacob Mercer would be there?

E: Alright, fine. You got me. Let’s talk about this in the break room.

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jumping on the p*crew trend

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Spilling the tea

N: Hey, I feel like I haven’t seen you all night. Where have you been? E: I just got a little overwhelmed and a little too drunk, so me and Jake just kicked it on the dock. N: No way! You guys did not have sex on my parents’ dock! E: No! He’s not like that. We just, maybe, kissed a little. N: Elaine! You better tell me everything right now!

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Cheers to the freakin’ weekend 🍻 (click for hd)

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A quick chat

E: Nora Lynn Gerber, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Your sob story nearly had Pops crying because of how worried he was about you.  N: Hey, don’t yell at me! I’m not the one who lied. I just offered a suggested narrative, and YOU lied. E: Oh, whatever. As if. N: What’s the verdict anyways? E: Consider this phone call my RSVP. But, I swear to God, if Jake isn’t there I am SO out.  N: Are you serious?! Hell yeah! I’ve got to call Eli, he owes me 5 bucks now. N: Laney, you’re going to be so grateful you came. I promise. I’ll see you Friday morning. E: Alright, catch you Friday.