#norgay

[rvexillology]

I see your Queeritrea, and I propose Norgay

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: As a swede, this insults me. We are way more gay than Norway! (I'm joking (but at the same time I'm not :O...))

[sp-chernobyl]

Same.

[lavenderhoneytea]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m looking for investors for a groundbreaking expedition

If there are any delusional eccentric billionaires who believe the world is flat, I would love to use your money to go to Antarctica and try to find the edge.  As we all know, there’s obviously a wall of ice keeping the oceans in, and with enough of the money you’ve stolen from those beneath you your hard earned cash, I’m sure I can find it!

1909: Robert Peary reaches the North Pole (allegedly)

1911: Roald Amundsen reaches the South Pole

1953: Tenzing Norgay summits Everest

1961: Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human in space

1969: Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walk on the moon

202X: Florida Man becomes the first person to reach the edge of the world?

With your sponsorship, we can make it happen!  I’ll even let you take credit as expedition leader if you want; you’ll get top billing on the Wikipedia page they eventually write about us, Tom Hanks will play you in the biopic, you’ll be world famous.

Just fork over the cash contact me and we can work out the expenditures.  I look forward to our partnership.

[ellmovy]

D2 and aph Norway pleabse

sweetie!!

[porcellune]

Draw Norway

me, a week later:

@norgay

[holographicpikachu]

I don’t know if the gif is any good but I’m so happy that I got this card!!

it’s not appearing as a gif for me at all. it might be too big for tumblr’s size limit. but i’m super excited for you!! ♥ the rainbow looks so good on them.

[meltyvalz]

I JUST REALISED I FORGOT NORWAY‘S CURL I HAV SINNED HERES THE COMPLETE PIC