#normanthefish

[iamemotrashdotcom]

Been a minute since I caught up with dnp... what the hell happened to norman? Did he die? Was it due to the move? Did they sell him?

[deadandphilgames]

hewwo allie what happened in the show O_o

hewwo dorian where do i fucking begin! my recollection of the show is 

dan called phil a hoe 4 seconds in

then someone sent in a hello message and dan said “imagine sending in a voice message... thats bold lmao” which proves dans got a good opinion and hates the voice messages feature <3

they said they had their blinds closed because theres new neighbours who could see in. then dan kept saying the word “slit” and i hate him :D

they talked about getting a dog again, their position hasnt changed

phil then just blurted out he smells like coconut. he is a coconut man if you will

on the topic of showers they said shower toy, then laughed and changed topics

finally game night started, they played whos more likely to

whos more likely to win drag race. they picked dan and then  phil said he would be a sexy lighthouse and dan said “idk if id rather picture you in the shower or as a sexy lighthouse 🤔” so -_- that was something i guess 

“whos more likely to cry during sex sad movies” i had a heart attack thinking someone asked about sex :D

phil said theyre playing to win points and get uber eats ... cause they hadnt had. dinner by 9pm???

more bants blah blah phil said cactus crew and dan called them pricks lmao

they talked about how phil cut dan out of his ig pfp and then phli said WE will have another photoshoot and dan said “we?” and phil put him back in his place as the photographer

more talking... then someone said whos more likely to dye their hair. dan sung 🎵why doesnt dan get married. cause hes scared of commitment🎵 and i stopped really taking anything in after that point

more bants but i dont remember most of it

phil said hes leaking

[mattynmarns]

call that schrodingers height

physically, i am 5′7″ but i am 6′ Because I Said So

[deadandphilgames]

im gonna do a dan+john mulaney again

will it be this?

[deadandphilgames]

ok stupid time if phil proposed he'd do some whipped nerd shit like making a ring in a video game or WILL YOU MARRY ME in a game or something (im not saying mark of oxin but im saying mark of oxin. also fun fact i thought it was mark of axon biology i hate you)

🥺 he would do some nerd shit

[deadandphilgames]

my tags? u started it with ur uncensored pic of the philtatas

whats worse, the uncensored pic or the phrase “philly milkerz”?

[deadandphilgames]

love the thought of u being first being in denial then being impossibly angry at seeing dan in the shops, followed by u having a philosophical discussion in ur head before being real depressed for 2 seconds before accepting it and running away

that is exactly what happened, along with me continuing to stare at him the entire time all within the space of 4 seconds

[deadandphilgames]

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