Overly Sarcastic, Overly Dramatic

Allie • Bi • Dan and Phil • Menal Health stuff • I rant a lot • Header by me •

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[philsgirlinprague]

Phil is like yes I’m going to like every single comment about dan

[iamemotrashdotcom]

u move out and all of a sudden you text ur mom  “what bring to christmas dinner” like it’s an unspoken rule to contribute now. fucking rude

[goldenpinof]

like..like we beat christmas

[iamemotrashdotcom]

im so ENRAGED. just so INFURIATED. 

content like this is blessed. what a gift. don’t deserve.

[themarkofoxin]

the way they have a whole separate language they use with each other. what the fuck. “walking deec” and dan is like OBVIOUSLY that means “walking dead and a decaf coffee” NO????? YOURE INSANE

[philsgirlinprague]

The begging of the video vs the end

[themarkofoxin]

[scandalu-deactivated20240520]

they are soul housemates ur honor

[danandphilnews]

[iamemotrashdotcom]

What a vibe that Taylor's Version gives me. Back to 10 years ago when I'd lie on my bedroom floor listening to her songs for the first time on cd.

It's kinda beautiful.

[iamemotrashdotcom]

Job crisis be like: We want you! We are hiring! We’ll pay you 16.00 an hour! Me: Hi, I would like to work :) Jobs: These spoiled generations nowadays don’t wanna work. BaCk in MY dAy wHen i wAnted to PaY my 14.50 dollars FoR reNt i SoLd leMonAde and I waS grAtefuL that I maDe mOneY in tHe fiRsT plAce

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[chaotic-archaeologist]

We're new in this neighborhood and there are tons of kids, so we have to cement our reputation as a Good Trick or Treating House™

[chaotic-archaeologist]

The small bowl is for kids with peanut allergies, and I also have cans of soda for kids with other/really severe peanut allergies!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Also at this house:

Nonverbal kids will not be forced to say "trick or treat"

No one is too old for candy

You don't even have to be wearing a costume to get candy

If you ARE wearing a costume, you will be complimented

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Happy to report that I have already impressed one mom of a kid who has a bajillion allergies by having candy he could eat. But I also have non caffeinated soda for kids who can't have any of the candy.

[kashpaymentsonly]

I wish we had someone like you in my neighborhood when I was a kid ;-;

[chaotic-archaeologist]

The great thing about becoming an adult is that you can BE that person now!

I have also learned the sign language for happy Halloween in case any deaf/hard of hearing kids come by!!!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Also, there is no difference between kids who

Walk from house to house

Are driven from house to house (walking can be hard with a disability)

Kids who are not from this neighborhood

Everyone gets candy

[accessibleaesthetics]

[Image Description: An assortment of different types of candy sitting on a kitchen table. The candy not in boxes is dived into four separate bowls, all filled to the top except one. End Image Description.]

[iamemotrashdotcom]

god i want to be this kind of adult, but not only that I wish there were more people out there with this kind of understanding

[iamemotrashdotcom]

I cannot

I can’t draw. I mean, I can’t in general but this is a post about art.  I can’t draw traditionally, but I wonder if I can draw digitally? I don’t have my hopes high on that one 

[iamemotrashdotcom]

Been a minute since I caught up with dnp... what the hell happened to norman? Did he die? Was it due to the move? Did they sell him?

[dramaphan]

Dan ate him

[iamemotrashdotcom]

omg I knew it

[iamemotrashdotcom]

Been a minute since I caught up with dnp... what the hell happened to norman? Did he die? Was it due to the move? Did they sell him?

[xxemilythestrangexx-deactivated]