#normie

[mixypixy]

I just thought of something that made me so incredibly horny and it’s so corny 😿 but like with age ik he gets saggy and like I would love to play with normies tummy or neck and just sit on top of him while he’s shirtless and play with all his loses skin. Almost like a cat and my toy is his skin. Idk but it seems so fun and now I need to touch my self to this pic. Also It was literally my first thought this morning 😿 fuck like why am I like this🤤😿

[theglitterdome]

Actor George Wendt... Rest In Peace

October 17, 1948 - May 20, 2025

[nuttersincorporated]

Some diffrences between Normie’s world and Earth

I’ve been thinking about the implications of Normie of not knowing what cheese or tomatoes are and they're insane (in a fun world building way)!

Normie’s world isn’t just ‘basically Medieval Earth but with magic and monsters.’ The plant life and animals are vastly different from our world. The lack of tomatoes could make it medieval Europe because Europe only got tomatoes in the 1500’s. However, we’ve been making cheese for well over 7000 years!

We were eating cheese before we could properly digest it because we liked it so much. As a species, there’s a good chance that humans developed lactose tolerance because of how much we love cheese. This means that, while Normie enjoyed his slice of pizza, he’s probably going to have an unpleasant time on the toilet later.

Other than breast milk, does Normie’s world not have milk either? Normie knows what a troll is but has he ever seen cows, goats or sheep? If not, what domesticated animals do they have instead? If there aren’t any sheep, does another animal produce something similar to wool?

I headcanon, that after a few near misses, Normie will have put his foot down and banned anyone other than Muffles and himself from foraging.

Think about it, the first and most important rule of foraging is; never eat anything unless you’re sure it’s safe. If Normie didn’t know what cheese or tomatoes are, what chance do the others have of recognising safe food from Normie’s world?

Is that an apple? Apples are safe to eat, right? Wrong! It’s a gwenwyn* and it’s deadly poisonous! What about that purple banana looking thing? Purple isn’t normal a food colour, better not risk it. It’s a blasus** and it’s a rare delicacy. One blasus will give you all the nutrients you need and fill you up for a whole day.

Anyway, at some point, one of the others will definitely have gone to eat something only for Normie to freak out and knock it out of their hands because, “What are you doing!? Do you want to die a slow and painful death?”

What about Doc collecting things that he thinks are healing herbs? Has Normie ever had to explain that, “No, they aren’t medicinal. All they’d do is paralyze your patients and give them horrifying hallucinations.”

*Gwenwyn is the Welsh word for poison because I’m bad at inventing words and I like Welsh

** Blasus is the Welsh word for tasty

[killlynx]

NORMIEARTNORMIEARTNORMIEART

He be casting magic, no swirl version and art rant under cut

I really wanted to merge the fantasy and modern with normie because while he is from the fantasy realm, America wants to kit him out and normie indulges him a little like with the chest rig, gun on his thigh(that he doesn’t use) and changing his cloak to be camo(based on the hoodie) also ginger normie because I said so, I love magic effects so much and I’m really happy with the fireball, also the potion on his hip is so detailed for no reason I don’t know why I did that, I tried a lot of new things with this drawing and I’m really happy with it, also thank you @catsandpizza20 for the fluffy haired normie headcanon

Here are some of my normie head canons:(I’ve shared a lot in comments and the headcanons blog @america-wizard-headcanons there’s lots of good stuff there look)

-I think normie knows hand to hand (he’s just rusty and unfamiliar with modern hand to hand) because before he knew he wanted to be a wizard he wanted to be a knight/guard and actually was in training for one year before he discovered his magic ability

- he really likes cooking, like simple meals but enjoys making something for his party that helps, part of the reason he mostly stuck to support spells before ep 100

- his cloak is made of an old uniform America took apart and turned into a cloak for him

-I know we got canon heights (I think during CB’s ep) but I don’t care, normie is SMALL, like I think he was said to be like 5’7, nah, make him 5’3, he is an itty baby and I love him for it

[soilll]

[thatssomegoodart]

i am far too obsessed with this series

America wizard characters, ft. my designs and headcanons for them

yea i'm currently rewatching America Wizard for the 16th time.

MUFFLES HEADCANONS

Nobody really knows what he looks like, not even Marsoc

I HC him as aroace

Also chaos incarnate

Throws hands first, thinks later

MARSOC is his only friend, and Muffles considers MARSOC a best friend

MARSOC HEADCANONS

He has far too many scars to list

This might be canon, although it's unconfirmed rn, MARSOC and Mindy are dating

Muffles is one of his best friends

Like every marine, he is chaos incarnate

He LOVES legos. Giving MARSOC large lego sets is of the ways Doc distracts him.

He is still part dead after almost dying to the fae

MINDY HEADCANONS:

Again, unconfirmed as of rn, but might be canon: she is dating MARSOC

She has no legs like she does in her debut episode

She usually wears a rag over her head, similar to Muffles

THOLDRINN / NORMIE HEADCANONS

Based on the "you look like a magician for a children's birthday party" quote from one of the episodes and the camo hoodie Fenrir wears for him, I HC that Normie has lighter green stars all over his cloak, i didn't add them because i'm horrible at drawing stars & was getting lazy at the time (i also can't draw bandages as you can tell)

He's usually the mediator of the group, although that won't stop him from wielding a fireball when in a situation (stay strapped or get clapped yknow)

I can honestly see him as having ADHD

I'm currently in the middle of drawing Doc, and am planning to draw Jason/America Wizard, Canada / Canadian Barbarian, and He Who Controls the Budget.

[spltlvlhous]

personally ive started using normie again… yeah its because of daniel howell but listen-