#nose jokes

[asktheheirofslytherin]

My Lord, whatever happened to your nose? And your hair? You were such a handsome lad in your younger days.

Whatever happened to you muggles sense of originality? You used to send me such missives of devotion.

[stareyecomics]

freaking cartoonist

drawing noses isn’t that hard!! 

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Is this you?

So it's true then, with great power comes great responsibilities but..

In this case with great power comes great

No nose. Periodt

Ah. It has truly been a whole...three days...without a nose joke. I was starting to think I was experiencing a rare vacation from this recurring joke.

Alas.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

big, fluffy, craft pom poms. i shall put one on your nose - OH WAIT

When Delphini was small, she had a number of hats with pom-poms at the top. Narcissa kept purchasing them for her- she found them charming.

Also: I. Have. A. Nose.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

OOC + Voldy:

I made these monstrosities

Oh....oh dear. 

I had to get the Death Eater who assists me with this blog to tell me what, exactly is on my face. 

I was not impressed when she revealed this to me. 

[ajhensch85]

*Voldemort searching for Harry Potter*

V: "Severus, I need your assistance. Do you know the location of Harry Potter?"

S: "You mean, nobody NOSE?"

V: "Har har. Okay. Seriously. Have you seen Potter?"

S: "I guess I could try to SNIFF him out."

V: *stares*

S: "It's SNOT known where he might be."

V: *taps fingers and narrows eyes*

S: "Dark Lord, you're looking rather BEAK today. Oops. I mean bleak, of course."

*Severus snickers*

V: "THIS IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK."

S: "Just put it on my BILL!"

*more snickering*

[perfectlyshambolic]

This was 30 seconds before Dumbledore took the "I've got your nose" trick too far.

[blazingbear-blog]

I bet one time jack tried out for a play as a child and was turned down because they already did Pinocchio last year