#not 9

[kissedgoodbye]

This is the only acceptable way for a lesbian to admit a comphet crush.

[jerdle-typology]

Enneagram types as TV Tropes egotism

+5 = e3: My house is built in the shape of my face! WORSHIP ME!!

+4 = e7: Alice, take that filth away from me. I can't have it near me, it disgusts me and it will get me dirty.

+3 = e8: I'm the important one here! Not the president!

+2 = e2: We're using my idea instead

0 = e9: Meh.

-2 = e5: It's strange. Their opinion of me is higher than my own opinion of myself.

-3 = e1: They love me, but what do they see in me that I don't see in myself.

-4 = e6: Don't praise me. I don't deserve the privilege of being praised by you guys.

-5 = e4: I am less than the shadow of a man, and I don't see why people love me, let alone like me. I have made too many mistakes to be a good person, and I hate who I am as a result of making these terrible deeds (These deeds were dropping a glass on the floor by accident and punching someone after being provoked by them).

[ellcrys]

woke up and discovered i in fact got 10 mosquito bites last night 🫠

[shyloudpanda]

A fairy godmother named Murray ruined my life.

[oliverwoodmarrymepls]

i have work at 9 in the morning tomorrow

fuming

[pythoness-at-delphi]

It told me i translated it right but i had a typo

[foxoftheasterisk]

i like the idea of polyamory

but i seem to have nonamory