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every time i post a comic that gets really popular (like legend’s metal allergy or the alterity completionist arc) at least half of the tags end up being funnier than i am

#thinking of the person who tagged the metal allergy comic with ‘legend may not be fae but he is a fairy’#it cracks me up every single time #goose honks #and all the ‘ganon’s back in the fucking building AGAIN’ jokes #yall are so funny #not allowed.#/j

Mathieu’s first reaction to the question what he thinks about Philipsen winning: “I hope he stays with us 😄"

#jasper.you are literally not allowed to leave #NOT ALLOWED.#mathieu van der poel

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#WTFFFFFFFF #not allowed.#jungkook #jjk #astrid.mp4

Probably Spoilers for the Genshin Impact Shadows Amidst Snowstorms Event ahead:

The amount of kindness Amber, Eula, Albedo, Paimon, and the Traveler show to Bennett in this event fills me with so much warmth. Like yes. Finally showing the precious boy some much deserved love. That scene where they offer to give some of their luck to Bennett? Pure gold, makes me tear up. This is the most joy I've felt in months. Bennett is baby and deserves all the kindness and love. He also still really needs a hug.

Albedo also giving me feels, but not as strong since I missed his first event and don't actually know much about him.

#why am i always crying when it comes to Bennett??? who knows!#because hes precious #and hes so hard on himself.#poor kid just wants to adventure like all of his dads and have fun.#and the universe was like- no #not allowed.#then he just does it anyways.#i love him so much.#give Bennett more love mihoyo.#he needs a hug still though.#but this is so so good #best part of the event #genshin impact #genshin bennett #genshin eula #genshin amber #probably also #genshin impact spoilers

Fundamental rules in Dealing With Rina Curtis:

Don’t give her anything that resembles a phallus. Strap-ons, dildos, whatever you will. Do Not Give Her a Dick.

Do not give her a gun.

#this is the unfortunate reality #of things #Rina wishes she had a dick but the reasons why are unspeakable and I honestly am too mentally drained to expand on this #however the most important one is DO NOT GIVE HER GUNS #NOT ALLOWED.#ILLEGAL.#PUNISHABLE.#[ STOP ◼ OUT OF KNIVES ]#[ REC ● RATEXTERMINATOR1997 ]

(( Shido rn be like: "I'm not gay, but if i had to pick a guy." ))

#stoppit.#no.#not allowed.#bad evil mr clean.

who let ichthyosaurs have that many bones

#not allowed.#look at the fucking paddle bones. WHY #paleontology #fossils #my stuff #oldrambletag

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