#not borderlands

[marslocked]

Idk. Once upon a witchlight posting or something

[skag-bait]

Oh hey actually if you're seeing this post, n like borderlands in the year of our lord 2025, give it an interaction. I get good traction on this blog n I wanna say hi :]

[shitpostsfromtheborderlands]

If Tumblr implements an algorithm I'm leaving, sorry

[hyperiongremlin]

If you still have the bird app I beg you to find me on there @ Hyperiongremlin so that you too can enjoy unhinged nsft tweets. I’m funny come visit

[scoriasoil]

A trait of Jonathan’s I find really interesting is that he has a consistent habit of like... wildly assuming things about people he barely knows. And they’re totally sensationalist / out of the blue.

Some examples off the top of my head: Darius talks up Camellia’s activist credentials so you can ask if he’s in love with her; Thomas tells you he was in a fire so you can ask if he set it himself. (The answer to both of these is a resounding “Dude? No.”)

And I can’t put my finger on why Jonathan does this because there’s seemingly no narrative reason. The game never brings the suggestions up again, so it’s not trying to plant these ideas in our heads by having Jonathan foreshadow them.

So the options are—Jonathan thinks he’s a far better judge of character than he actually is, or he just doesn’t have much of a sense of scale concerning how common these things are in real life. Like he was kind of living in his own dreamland even before Myrddin came along. Perhaps Jonathan’s general proclivity for wanting things to be ‘exciting’ is why Myrddin picked him in the first place... as well as, perhaps, part of the reason he went to war.

Or eh, maybe Jonathan is just an avid reader of pulp magazines.

[springinhershield]

meet me in the santa house

[tannithvibes]

sometimes my notes are filled with poetry or long think-pieces about characters i like. and other times it's just a list of every (occasionally terrible) borderlands-related name idea i can come up with for my future service dog