#not cook

[slumbering-lore]

So, like... Everytime I search up an easy recipe it's like- melt marshmallows and add cream or mix chocolate into flour and viola! You have a food!

Meanwhile I'm sitting here with 300 spices of 300 different types and a 500 year old cookbook wondering what the hell a marshmallow is...

[bisexualclarkkent]

i’m 29 years old, but i have fantasies like a child.... when i think about a wild future in which money isn’t an issue for me, i don’t think about paying my bills, saving, and travelling; i literally think about buying toys (and makeup) when i want them and being able to get mcdonald’s or pizza whenever i want

[pfctsrms]

Consideration is not only essential but sexy honestly. Having a partner who's like I'll lighten your load. I'll take care of you. That's hot as fuck.

[lottiechaos]

me trying to make rice:

me burns rice:

me sobbing: oh gods what have i done i am a failure

[the-clodhopping-fangirl-blog]

"Why do we call a cookie a cookie if its baked, should we call it bakie?."

My sister @jellybean-in-yo-nose

[wtfgohome-blog]

When I hear someone say "I can't cook" or "I don't know how to cook" all I can think is "so you don't know how to read?? Cuz that's all you have to do...?"

[verysmokeycarapillar]

Do you want a drag?