#not cq

[mineqishis]

im on profresh 180 and i still regularly get whole team wipes because someone decided to grab another egg instead of reviving the team :+)

[mineqishis]

im glad that despite our differences, all weapons blogs are united by our hate for salmonid smokeyard

[mineqishis]

cursed weapon ideas

-chargers that can dodgeroll

-roller with the speed of carbon but power and range of dynamo

-scoped clashblaster

-dualies that shoot bubbles like the bloblobber

-sword

-dynamo brush

bonus; increase ink mine to 100% damage

[mineqishis]

consider:

splatoon except instead of the “humans died and ocean life took over” they go the pixar Cars route and establish that it has always been this way- inklings and octolings had their own cephalopod jesus, the black plague, a squid pope, etc

[mineqishis]

*booyahs so hard i charge up the other team’s booyah bomb*

[mineqishis]

you know i had to do it to em

[mineqishis]

get on my level noobs