#not divorced

[duscifi]

i miss my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gender ambiguous) (gender mysterious even) €

[waugh-bao]

A friend of Mick’s, nodding towards Charlie and Jerry talking and laughing together: “That doesn't bother you at all? Those two? I mean Charlie’s pretty close to her.”

Mick, frowning: “Actually it does. She thinks she can just smile and flirt and get him that easily? It takes more than that, believe me I know. The whole snake hip thing was really to get him to notice my…”

Friend: *eyes widening*

Mick: “Oh. Uh, I mean yeah! How dare he flirt with my girlfriend! Who does he think he is? I better go put a stop to that!” *storms off, grabs Charlie and drags him to the dance floor, begins to attempt grinding on him*

Keith, from somewhere off in the distance, clearly jealous: “Brenda, you bitch! Get away from my man!”

A. I fully believe this actually happened.

B. Can we talk about how Jerry is now going out to the Royal Ascot (!!!) with a very handsome British gentleman men’s fashion designer/tailor who spent his entire career on Savile Row and has only been married once?

She seems to be living her Charlie girl dreams and we should all love that for her, especially after Mick and Rupert.

[myroadtokenya]

Well, isn't that just a kick in the crotch

Kid1 was deployed this morning. Yeah, so there's that.

Tomorrow is first weight in, and I think I will be ready for it. I haven't binged in over a week. I've worked out consistently. 1 pound a week is doable.

I already wrote a letter to Kid1. Its in the mail. I am on letter 2 and going to the store for stuff for boxes. Amazon is going to have a field day with my orders. LOL. Thank God for cash back.

its times like this that I am really lonely and I wish I had someone to lean on. Sometimes it sucks being single-married.

[arethafakelin]

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[lightinall]

I was at work speaking with a coworker the other day and I mentioned I don’t currently live with my husband and can only see him on the weekends and she says “oh so it’s like you’re divorced”

😑 no. That’s not what it’s like.

All I could do was shake my head, laugh, and walk away because, guys, she was serious.

[trulisthetic]

If those looks don’t scream LOVE I don’t know what does.

[mbrainspaz]

7 months ago my parents were so close to divorce that my mom had hired a moving van.  Today they spent the day shoveling snow together and called me on the same phone to tell me they love me.  It's amazing how much can change for the better when people allow themselves to change.