#not dying!

[foldingfittedsheets]

I am apparently cysts Georg and my body just. Really loves making cysts in my boob. So not only do I have a large marble in my tit I have a bunch of other tiny ones. Most will clear up on their own but the biggest is 3.3cm and. Uh. Won’t.

So I can go in again in a few weeks to get it drained and then just go forth to a life of getting yearly mammograms.

[digitalta]

Getting a MRA and a MRV finally next week. It’s when they shoot you up with neon juice and take a scan to find all the tree roots in your head.

[savagesbonergarage]

I got my results today and THANK FUCK I can rule out anything potentially terminal or requiring invasive surgery 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

So, that's a relief. Though now I'm even more stumped as to what's causing this, lol. Anyone have experience with shooting migraines out of nowhere?

Also, fun fact: the dye they inject you with for a ct angiogram makes your entire body feel like it's on fire while simultaneously making you feel like you're peeing. Glad I was warned about that beforehand. 😂

[angry-comics]

so i went to another doctor and he was like, there is pretty much no way you have emphysema and i don’t know how the first guy came to that conclusion and it’s just asthma homie. i cried a bunch and felt super weird and got this tattoo on halloween and still ended up quitting smoking. this has been an update on the single dumbest thing that’s ever happened to me, thank u all for being very sweet to me during Misdiagnosis Madness ilu

[aresmarked]

i’m beginning to get tiger feet from my sandals

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

damn. it won't be long i bet.

If I ever find out who you are I am going to kill you and enjoy it.

[chibicanada]

Watch this!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFn5ao-LO3c Proof!