Done.

Your name is VRISKA SERKET, and you are EIGHT sweeps old. You live on EARTH, and ever since you finished the game you feel like you have NOTHING TO DO. m!a: Dead and stuck in ghost form for 48 hours--

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

Nice to see you back. 38)

Thanks.

Can't tell if it's good to 8e 8ack yet, I kinda forgot this site existed for a while.

May8e I'll stick around for a while. ::::)

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

Feel like I'm kind of o8liged to mention that the other day I saw some human kid dressed as a spider. Complete with extra legs a googly eyes.

Amazing.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

So I'm 8ack.

Sort of.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

There's this ~scary story~ audio thing going around and I tried to listen to it 8ut I had to turn it off 8ecause I was so 8ored. 

The story was moving way too slow I 8n't here for that shit.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

8raindead replied to your post:I haven’t 8een on here in like two thousand years...

People don’t notice.

Yeah, no kidding.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

I haven't 8een on here in like two thousand years how the actual fuck do I still have followers?

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

8raindead replied to your post:8raindead replied to your post:8raindead replied...

You could just look up flamingos and redownload all of the pictures. Or go through your 8log and find them all.

Yeah, I could. Or I could use this as an opportunity for a fresh start, and try to forget all a8out my weird o8session with dum8-looking 8irds.

...I'll pro8a8ly go through my 8log in a 8it.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

8raindead replied to your post:8raindead replied to your post:I got a new husktop...

Flamingos?

Part of some weird inside joke, I think? I can't remem8er how or why it started 8ut I ended up with WAY more weird 8ird pictures than necessary. I'd thought I'd 8e glad they're gone 8ut I kinda miss them. 

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

8raindead replied to your post:I got a new husktop 8ecause my old one 8roke down...

What.

What?

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

I got a new husktop 8ecause my old one 8roke down and now I have approxim8ly ZERO flamingo images.

What even is the fucking point of life I might as well just give up now good8ye.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

You are Super High School Level Flamingo.

I might have to add this little factoid every time I introduce myself now.

"Hi, I'm Vriska Serket, Super High School Level Flamingo."

Whatever that means.

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

FLAMING0

You called?

[cuttlefishcannibal-deactivated2]

single and ready t0 flamingle

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

Ariane's started doing this thing where she screeches "FLAMINGO" and then 8ites my leg if I don't move it in time.

I have taught her well.

[grimarrivederci]

So Were Going Right

[8lue8loodandred8oots]

Yeah sure, why not.

Let's go to Disney World!

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[cashewcassius]

Day 6

The flamingos are beginning to trust me. The majority is still wary of me, often giving me suspicious looks. Otherwise everything is going according to plan. Infiltration of the community in order to receive intel will be complete within the next two months.