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i was today years old when i learned sebastian stan went out for the role as christian grey, and i honestly don’t know how to feel abt that.

> crush something under my heel while going to make dinner

> ah! my roommates have finally dropped something on the floor instead of me!

> it's a snail

> a snail the size of a peanut M&M

> i have just crushed a snail under my heel

> it's still moving and tries to slime all over my fingers while I try to throw it away

> glad I'm not an "everything with a face" ist anymore

> but come on

my ass got CLOWNED on !! there are no fics abt my favorite fgo rarepair and i am SHRIVELING !!! STARVING !!! CRYING !!!

just got gore as an ad here on tumblr dot com

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