#not illiterate

[fashionruinedmylifesavedmylife]

once I figure out how to write it’s over for everyone

[pips-squeak]

THE FACT THAT GEORGE PUT ‘EASS’ IN SOT, READ IT AGAIN, AND DIDNT QUESTION IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME I CANT B R E A T H E

[herpderpedia]

If you ever meet me in person and hand me something to read, I can almost guarantee you I will pretend to read it for the amount of time I think *you think* it takes to read it, then respond with "Huh..."

Most of the time, you're going to summarize what I was supposed to read with the point you're trying to make and we don't have to waste the extra time it would take me to read in the detail necessary for me to comprehend it fully.

[threadbarren]

Being completely drunk and experiencing the existence of my right arms. What an Experience

[yousingilldance]

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[paranoidopossum]

I am sorry if things I say don't always come out right, or exactly make sense, or the words don't go together. I'm not illiterate, in all honesty I do suffer from a few mental issues which causes this, I don't want it to sound like an excuse, but I thought it would be good to admit why I do and say what I do and say.. So please don't get mad, I get really scared when people say mean things.

[dianedeedee]

Fuck you assholes for assuming I'm futbol illiterate. That's the last fucking time I contribute my two-cents worth to any fucking futbol-related discussion. No, I'm not sorry for shortening AC Milan to "AC"; as a fan, it's not necessary for me to WRITE THE WHOLE FUCKING NAME OUT. If you can't grasp the name of the team I'm referring to, then TOO FUCKING BAD. No, I'm not sorry I can't watch the games BECAUSE I'M IN MY FUCKING ENGLISH CLASSES and I'm too busy to catch the replays because I'M FUCKING GOING OVER MY LECTURES AND READING UNLIKE YOU ASSHOLES WHO WOULD RATHER WATCH THE GAME INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR STUDIES. And yes, coaches that acquire teams that have already established their identities DON'T NEED TO MAKE CRAZY CHANGES, INSTEAD THEY JUST HAVE TO PUT THEIR OWN IDEAS ON HOW TO APPROACH GAMES IN DIFFERENT WAYS WHILE PLAYING UP THE STRENGTHS OF THE PLAYERS THEY HAVE. So FUCK YOU and your assumptions about me. Go get hit with a fucking soccer ball to your fucking nether regions. Asshole douchebag that you are.