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Tumblr is now where I dump my random thoughts

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Everyone is comparing Kimi Antonelli to Max Verstappen. It's a bit early for that.

I prefer to compare Kimi to Nico Rosberg. Will take home the WDC with Mercedes and then will retire.

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Elon Musk ruined the tweeting joke in Moana and he should never be forgiven for that

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If you ever meet me in person and hand me something to read, I can almost guarantee you I will pretend to read it for the amount of time I think *you think* it takes to read it, then respond with "Huh..."

Most of the time, you're going to summarize what I was supposed to read with the point you're trying to make and we don't have to waste the extra time it would take me to read in the detail necessary for me to comprehend it fully.

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It doesn't even have to be that long. I've done this with Magic: The Gathering cards.

"I pulled this bomb pack 2, pick 1; check it out."

*my eyes move generally from top left to bottom right for 5 to 10 seconds* "Nice!"

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If you ever meet me in person and hand me something to read, I can almost guarantee you I will pretend to read it for the amount of time I think *you think* it takes to read it, then respond with "Huh..."

Most of the time, you're going to summarize what I was supposed to read with the point you're trying to make and we don't have to waste the extra time it would take me to read in the detail necessary for me to comprehend it fully.

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"Warren Buffett is sitting on a record high amount of cash waiting for the market to present opportunities [decline/crash]. What do you think that means for the stock market?"

I don't know - a guy worth $150 billion dollars can sit on 100% cash the rest of his life, personally spending over $1 million per day and still die a hundred billionaire.

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I've heard people say, "I make way more than 6 figures," before and I honestly don't know if they mean 7 or 8 figures or just more than $100,000

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Greek yogurt is just pretentious sour cream

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Avatar universe specialized abilities:

Firebenders have electricitybending.

Waterbenders have bloodbending.

Earthbenders have both lavabending and metalbending.

Wake me up when the airbenders figure out acoustic resonance.

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Zhu Li, do the thing!

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Avatar universe specialized abilities:

Firebenders have electricitybending.

Waterbenders have bloodbending.

Earthbenders have both lavabending and metalbending.

Wake me up when the airbenders figure out acoustic resonance.

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This book except you read the title as if it's the Avatar intro

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I know Illinois is the land of Lincoln and everything but think of how much money they could make from the meme alone by making "Thanks Obama" license plates

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you should treat a day off work as your colleagues' day off from you.

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I get the most awesome emails about cereal

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Gettin' me them opossum dogs

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Nobody else thought to neutralize Ming-Hua by electrocuting her via her water arms? Are they all stupid?

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God bless the Wikipedia editor who added a link to Necrophilia in the plot to Weekend at Bernie's

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I listen to electronic music as reason out my Python, SQL, and statistics with AI to feel closer to it.