#not irl.

[theragethatisdesire]

poly relationships in fiction r so important to me i will scream it from the rooftops

[connormoving]

screaming

[cesium-sheep]

I think I'm having very detailed hallucinations of my cat throwing up?? like with the bucking and the noise and all. a couple days ago the sound woke me before it was too late so I got her on the ground and could feel and see her bucking in my hands and she spit up something and went back to bed and so did I and when I checked later there was nothing but I was like "oh well I did go back to sleep for a while so maybe it was pure bile and it just dried up"

but this time there was like two audible but not tangible bucks cuz it took me a few seconds to find her despite her being like an inch from my leg, and I could visually see she had spit up something, like at least some white foamy bile, but she was just laying there purring which she doesn't generally do if she's just thrown up somewhere, but since it's on my blanket I got up to grab some paper towels and when I got back it was gone??? not like licked up which she doesn't do either and would still leave a visible wet spot, just like it never happened??? I checked the whole area and there was no dampness or anything, even underneath or on her.

really confusing. should probably tell arin when she gets a minute.

(granted both times I had just woken up but this has literally never happened before this so it's still Sketch even if it is just weird severe dream bleedover instead of stand-alone hallucinations)

[chaoticgoodrandom]

we should be allowed to edit polls hahaha

won't it be funny if someone made a poll and then switched the most popular option's text just before the poll ended? like "1k people voted that they love to yell at the moon for no reason" instead of "1k people voted that they love to pet cats". I mean I bet many people would vote that they love to yell at the moon for no reason, but I don't think that number would exceed the number of people who would vote that they love to pet cats. anyway that's just an example.

oh, a better example would be if someone ran a popularity poll for super popular characters, but switched the winning character's name with their favourite niche character's name at the last minute. wouldn't that (and the ensuing drama) be funny?

wouldn't it be a sight to see? wouldn't it be hilarious? let's make this happen.

(I'm joking, this is a joke. please don't take this seriously. also I bet this will never happen, given how the function to edit other people's posts went)

[spooksh0w-blog]

Random appreciation of James Spader in the film Secretary moment.