#not ken

[herewithstupid]

As someone that often gets legitimately unsettled by blonde haired blue eyed people- I have decided Ryan Gosling is the only one allowed. He had no right to be so hot in Project Hail Mary but by god he didn’t let anyone stop him.

[gomzdrawfr]

*taps mic*

Nanami

*walks off the stage*

[ken-f-cker]

ryan gosling covered in blood and looking traumatized and backing away slowly from the dead body of his acquaintance and having shards of glass picked out of his arm and staring sadly into the distance and. um. I forgot where I was going with this <3

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

Me: *goes to walmart to get a Barbie from the movie* Me: *finally see the display...but there's only Kens* Me: Ew, there's just Ken Random dad with his kids: *heard and laughs so hard*

[mycandyloveblg]

like i’m into the drama but,,,, i miss my boys and like real conversation w/ them 

[ken-f-cker]

I knooooow the driver has a praise kink. I know he does. I know that man wants to be put on his knees and told he's doing such a good job, good boy, just like that

[ken-f-cker]

one last Drive (2011) thought for the road: the driver is absolutely a virgin. half the time he jerks off he fantasizes about giving someone road head and choking when there's a bump. the other half of the time he just thinks really hard about being kissed slow and deep and then cums too fast about it