#not kill

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

once again, I'm so so so so so convinced Bonzo's target wasn't that random guy, it was the person who wrote the report

[nightblood-type-iv-entity]

Nightblood, do you like philosophy?

No. But Vasher does! He was always trying to get me to do it but it was sooo boring. He'd go on and on about it. He said it was important. He also said it was a way to destroy evil, but I don't believe him, it's all talking. Maybe you can talk to him about it instead! He'd be happier. And I wouldn't have to listen to him.

[hermesmoly]

if i had a nickel for every time hera took a set of children to either reward (cydippe), punish (lamia) or further the plot of a hero (heracles), i’d have 3 nickels. which is not a lot but weird that it happened thrice.

[theonlinevegan]

[intimidatingpuffinstudios]

Is this rest you speak of a retirement sort of rest or a more..... Permanent kind? Because I will never forgive you if you kill of my Buttercup!!! (Yes, I named her Buttercup)

I WOULD NEVER!

Wait, no 🤔

I would BUT only in the WORST case scenarios. Like, the ABSOLUTE worst. So there’s nothing much to fear unless you plan to get the most terrible ending imaginable XD

[owl-o]

Octane, Mirage, Gibraltar

I

Marry Mirage, Kiss Octane and

not kill Gibby. I can't kill Gib Gib. I won't.

[spot-conlon-king-of-brooklyn]

Pairing: Ralbert (honestly I feel like if I don’t get a request for another pairing I’ll stay with ralbert because its p e r f e c t )

Genre: Floofy fluff

Editing: nah

I’m so proud I’m staying away from my newsie-killing ways for the moment

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Albert remembered gazing into Race’s sky blue eyes. He was getting lost in them, staring deep into them, a soft smile on his face as he intertwined their fingers together. They were sitting on Race’s bed together, not doing anything on that lovely Saturday afternoon other than just looking at each other. Every little while one would speak, just a gentle comment about something, before they went back to just sitting there together.

Race drew Albert into a soft hug, tangling his fingers in his slightly too long ginger hair, and just letting himself relax into his best friend and now boyfriend, after three whole months of pining after him. Those three months had been, in Race’s opinion, the worst three months ever. Every glance, every touch, every time they platonically cuddled would just make Race’s heart leap. But every time, his heart would feel like it was breaking, knowing that Albert would never love him the way that Race loved him.

But then that day, the day after their last final exams, Albert had sprinted out from his class, with a beaming smile on his face, seen Race in the hallway, and had run up, and without pause, kissed him. Race had hardly had time to think before he had kissed back, feeling pure elation surging through him as he held his best friend tightly. At that moment, he felt like nothing could go wrong.

And here, sitting on Race’s bed, both happy and safe, he knew everything would be alright. It was a moment of beautiful, pure peace for them. Just sweet silence, sitting together, staring into each other’s eyes.

And then that moment ended as Race sneezed so violently that Albert let out a loud GAH of surprise before he fell out of bed, crashing onto the floor loudly.

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yes that was a very odd story I know but I saw a prompt online and thought it’d be funny?

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