Casting a curse
If you cast a curse, you should not be surprised if that executes rapidly. But sometimes this happens so fast, that it precedes the act iritating you to cast a curse. This happened me today.
Every time I am walking through some narrow space, like doors, stairs, things like that, I am trying doprdele to keep left or right just to avoid stuck or collision. This time I was walking out of the DM store, when I realized, that there is a man walking against me directly through the middle of the doors, long beard, anorectic, weird hipstery clothes, typical hipster. Well, well, they they often do this, don’t let them to irritate you, they permanently behave like a dumb assholes, that’s the way their living. I moved to the left, there were much more space, waiting for him to come in. But after that he stopped, opened his gigantic bag trying to peek something out of that great sack of mess, after an about minute he pulled cellphone out of that and then he started to doing something on it. He doesn’t move out of that door, he was still succesfully blocking it.
This was kind of too much, which triggered me berserk. I raised my arm (like nazis did) yelling Hajl Hipster, woe, válku na vás vy hajzlové, válku, červené vši a Putina… which means something like Heil Hipster, war on you, you fuckin’ bastards, war, red lice and Putin! (I know, this make not so much sense in english, it’s always hard to translate swear. This one is slightly updated old czech swear, that I remember from the times of my youth and wilderness, when old people yell this on me when I made something inappropriate. I just updated Hitler to Putin, which didn’t change it too much, in fact, there is no big difference between Putin and Hitler.) then he woke from his, ehm, state, and start speaking something ukrainian. Ukrainian, that language sounds like if romanian gipsy, who lives half of his life in Hungary tries to speak russian. I thought I was expecting almost anything, but this was kind of unexpected, but it didn’t kick me out of my concept. I said something like Weird. I didn't know I am able to cast such a fast curse, that it precedes casting. he moved out of the door and I finally went out.
So if you are asking why there is a war in Ukraine and who made it, then, ok, that’s my work.
Are you serious? No, I am never serious, especially when it comes to suffering, war or death. I am just terrorist. The terrifying one. But this story really happened. Believe me. Or not, that’s up to you :3.
