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[closetedotaku01]

Friends to lovers with Miya Atsumu is slow.

He’s an irritant before anything else. An inconvenience on projects. The kind that pisses you off most because you have to respect the fact that he at least does the work. And pretty damn often, he actually does it well. You kinda hate how smart he is. And he still gets to be class jokester? Casually making people laugh during presentations like he doesn’t have anxiety over how much of his grade this is worth.

But his charisma is something that you’re not immune to. After a while, you two become friends. Build your course schedules so you always have one class together despite having different majors. Try to schedule the same breaks so y’all can catch lunch, and bitch about the classmates and lab partners who aren’t each other.

“Do ya wanna get married when we’re forty?”

“What?”

“If we’re both single when we’re forty… would ya marry me?”

He says it like it’s nothing.

“Awww. You scared your charm won’t last you until you’re forty?”

“No. Itd just be nice to have someone I know so well be my… forever. If we last until forty without finding someone else, it’d be nice to still be able to spend most of my life with someone”

You’re caught off guard. He still sounds casual as ever, but his cheeks are a soft pink, and he’s got a slight pout. It’s… irresistible.

“Sure. I’ll marry you when we’re forty. But! I want a real proposal then. No ring needed. Nothing big really. But I want a real proposal.”

He smiles and throws his arm around your shoulders, “Not about to slouch on a ring for the love of my life.”

You shrug him off, feigning annoyance for the clinginess you’ve grown fond of, only for him to laugh off your attempt. “Aww don’t be like that to your future husband.”

He’s unbelievably cocky. Calling himself your future husband every chance he gets. He introduces you to people as his future spouse. He laughs every time he says it… but it’s not a joke. It’s giddiness. It’s Atsumu at his happiest.

And soon enough you realize he’s not dating anymore. And he’s taking you out more, his treat.

And you realize… it would be more of a miracle if forty came, and you weren’t already married to that idiot.

This thought came to me while thinking about @sakusins rich boy! Gojo series. Go check it out if you love simping idiot playboys in love

[haruchiyos]

az the audience is begging to know what you think is rin’s venus sign 🎤👉🏼👈🏼

Capricorn! Rin 100% does not casually date. If he gets into a relationship with someone, to the extent of making it official, he’s there for the long haul. He’s most attracted to others with similar intensity of ambition (not necessarily to his extent but still substantial in their own regard). A lot of people attribute cap Venuses to being attracted to power and achievement, but that isn’t really the case - they're attracted to ambition within a partner that is apart from their relationship. They do not have to be successful so long as they are driven to grow. He also is someone that needs stability and an anchor leading to majority/most of his partners being more on the grounded side (emotionally/within the context of their relationship not financially tho that is a plus). If he finds himself wondering if his partner is going to leave him or suddenly upend things, he’ll eventually lose motivation to continue to fight for the relationship. He and just about every Capricorn Venus cannot stand continual instability and or insecurity in their relationships - overall, obviously relationships have ups and downs and this man isn't the type to throw it all away after one fight or one depressive episode. If he can tell his partner is willing to put in the work with him and he sees the relationship as something worth fighting for, there isn’t any obstacle he wouldn't overcome with them at his side 

[sweettodo]

ARMIN X FREADER

includes : smut, swearing

wc : 750.

not proofed.

The way he made you feel like you're on top of the world, you were weightless, on cloud nine, you felt as if you were flying.

God, you're his perfect angel.

He shows you how much you mean to him when he makes sure you're left more than satisfied.

He always likes to tease you, ‘need a break?’ when he sees you crying and gasping for air; ‘how many is it now? Three? Four times’ his fingers wholly bathed in your cum, the pads of his two fingers rubbing small haloes on your abused clit.

“Do you think you're ready to take my cock? Or are you too tired?” he snickers, sitting up from the side of the bed, “so pretty when you cum, y’know that?” his fingers caressing up your chin, up to your jaw, behind your ear, he leans down.

“Say it, tell me what you want baby.”

His fingers stroke the back of your neck below your hairline, “fuck me, please Armin, ‘need it.” you're imploring, this is what he desired to hear.

You could go for hours, dusk to dawn, he made sure you were left incapacitated. The way he could control himself with you, slowly fucking into your pussy if it meant he could prolong the next orgasm, he never thought about himself, especially when his head was elsewhere- consumed with that pretty little pussy, which juiced and squirted when he damn well pleased.

Then another orgasm, then another, then the next.

You both groaned when he passes through your tight hole, his cock feeling your cum surround him, your walls clamping around his cock, squeezing, feeling those veins that tracked up the base of his cock.

He squandered no time, cockhead peeking at your cervix, you looked in his eyes, his hair draping over his forehead, sweat dripping down his temple, mouth agape slightly with that smug smile.

“Fuck, so big.” You cry, your legs loosely around his waist, one arm propped up on the headboard behind you, his hips rocking back and forth against you.

Pussy gushing around him, the sound of skin sticking together from a mixture of sweat, spit, and cum.

There was no such thing as a quickie with Armin. He took his time on you.

“So wet, you missed my cock? Angel?” he coos, “you're so perfect, you take my cock so well, so so good.” You’re a mess below him, lightheaded, you looked a fucking mess, but he loved it.

He loves to watch your tight cunt twitch and squeeze around him, he loves to watch the cream cover his dick as he pulls out of you.

“Faster, please Armin.”

He always listens to you, never would he deprive you of his cock, you earned to be fucked this good.

He fastens his grip on the headboard, his free hand hoisting your waist only a little so he can slam into you. You moaned, throwing your head back into the plush pillows, a mantra of his name as he bucks his hips back and forth into your swollen and beaten pussy.

“Yeah? You like it?” he asks, rutting into you, he tried to catch his breath, but he's too close to his high. Too close to stop for a break.

“F-fuck! So fucking good!” you wail, squeaking as you try to allow yourself to breathe, Armin was fucking the air out of you. Holding down your hips once your back begins to arch, your hands grabbing for the sheets, clasping them in fists as you're creaming all over his cock, he guides you through it.

“Look at you, so fucking perfect.”

You pull him down by the back of the neck, kissing him, “you gonna let me fill you? Want me to stuff your princess?” You're nodding, mouth open as he's relentlessly speeding, knocking his hips against yours, balls deep in you.

You could feel him touch impossible nerves with his cock, you could never get used to it.

“Please fill me, I want your cum.” His forehead against your own, his breath fanning against the side of your face towards your ear; little grunts, and groans which sent vibrations throughout your body.

His pretty blue eyes are going to the back of his head as he's dumping his load into you, filling you to the fucking brim with his seed.

He's lightly laughing, a little smile plastered upon his disheveled face, his lips plant a kiss on your ear lobe, “get on all fours, angel.”

[radicalreliablerandomness]

Prompt: the cast of A New Hope finds themselves on Earth, but because Star Wars is set a long time ago, Earth has dinosaurs.

Everything was going fine with the flight until they crashed. Han tried to pass it off as something he did on purpose but it was clear he had accidentally made one jump too many. Their navigation system said they were on a mostly remote green planet. Nothing was proven to be hostile but the planet was practically empty when this was recorded and its been a few years since.

They all got out of the ship to assess the damage. The general consensus was that it was wrecked. As Han got started working on the ship with Chewie, Luke and Leia took a walk to explore some of the planet and maybe to get out of doing any work. Just maybe.

They made their way through enormous ferns and other miscellaneous plants that surrounded the clearing the Millenium Falcon had made during its landing and continued on until they heard a loud booming sound. A head of what you would know as a dinosaur peaks through the foliage at the top of the trees.

It’s safe to say they got the fuck out of there and never came back.

[kesleyjo]

six sentence sunday (+ a lot more sentences)

As promised, here is a tidbit from the next chapter of For the Crown. I think this conversation and interaction is one of my favorites!

“My lady, what in all heavens are you doing?”

Betty kept her voice steady as she replied, “Everyone has more important tasks to entertain than to redress my wounds. It is truly the least that I can do to complete the task myself.”

Josie steered her with a steady hand toward the chair, and when Betty refused to seat herself, Josie leveled her with such a steely glare that Betty found herself slowly sinking until her bottom met the cushion.

Josie pulled the supplies from the table where Betty had set them, and pulled them into her lap as she sat upon a stool in front of Betty. She did not give Betty another look until she eyed the vial that Betty had dropped to the floor.

“No wonder,” she uttered under her breath before holding the vial in front of Betty, “This is used for cleaning tools, and is far too harsh for the skin.” She shuffled the bottles in her lap before holding a thin blue one in her hand, “This is the poultice you should be using, it contains heartroot, which both soothes and cleans.” She paused for several seconds before looking at her sternly, “And will not harm. Something you would have learned if you had waited for assistance.”

Feeling childish Betty argued, “I will not have assistance during the remainder of the journey, ergo I reasoned I should learn to complete the task all on my own.”

“Bold of you to assume that the prince will take even one eye off of you once you are on the road,” Betty opened her mouth to argue, but Josie continued over her in a louder voice, “But I understand the need for self-sufficiency. So I will teach you, yes?”

[funniesandboxes]

Nick/Judy. Judy is pregnant with Nick's kit, and she is experiencing predatory cravings in public and gets unnerved by it, Nick tries to console her in the only way he knows how, hustling her.

Alright…

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Rabbit do not normally eat meat.  They can.  In the same way a car can make every restaurant a drive through.  But just because it can, doesn’t mean it should.  

Eating meat can cause stomach issues among some other heath related things for a rabbit.  Because well they don’t eat it.

Except Judy is craving it.

Like craving it.

In the middle of the afternoon.  In the middle of a shopping mall.  

It’s not something rabbit did.  Then again most rabbits didn’t have a hybrid child growing inside them that needed certain proteins to develop.  

And Judy knew she should really care about craving a Big Bug Burger, or sushi, or a fish stew.  Or even eating it in public.  She was at that point in her pregnancy where she didn’t really care what she looked like.  Because her ankles hurt, and the kit just loves kicking her insides around for sport.  Not to mention the hormones.

But the last time she ate something like that in public, everyone stared.  Like full on started like there was something seriously wrong with her for getting withing an inch of proteins.  

Really made her not want to ignore the craving.  

But then the baby…

“Judy relax,”  Nick said calmly beside her.  “The doctor said not to get too stressed out, and your thumping like crazy.”

“Sorry,”  Judy said with a weak grin.  “I’m just hungry, Nick.”

“So eat,”  The fox said easily.  Judy turned to look at him and frowned.  “Ah,”  The fox sounded, instantly understanding.  “I’ll grab us a snack than.”

“Nick, it’s fine…” Judy started, but the fox walked out of range.

Judy sighed as the fox disappeared into the crowd of mammals at the food court.  She grumbled to herself as she moved to sit down at a near by table.  She easily propped her feet up on of the the chairs and started up at the ceiling.

Nick is too good sometimes.  He’s more than willing to go out and order or cook whatever Judy wants, at whatever times she wants it.  And as a fox, and a natural omnivore, no mammal bats an eye at him ordering anything.  But it still doesn’t help the fact that Judy has to eat whatever he orders for in public.  Where ever mammal will make a point to stare…and no doubt whisper.

It took a few moments for Nick to return, with two containers for something in his paws.  He set them down on the table, sliding one on the table towards her.

“One Tofu noddle bowl for the lovely lady.”  Nick stated.

Judy frowned slightly at the bowl. The word tofu scribbled on the top.  While the one Nick still had had Grubs written on it.  It wasn’t what she wanted, but it would probably curve the craving enough for to wait till she got home and could hunger down with a bag of barbecue cricked legs.

“Thanks,” She said softly as she peeled off the top, stabbed her fork into the noodles.

She raised the food to her mouth and a pleasant crunch surprised her.  Along with the taste of bugs she had been craving.  Her eyes brightened instantly, as she glanced at her husband.  The fox grinning at her knowingly as he munched on a forkful of tofu and noddles.

“Clever, clever fox.”  Judy stated gleefully as she dove in for another bite.

“It’s called a hustle sweetheart.”  He stated so easily.

Judy rolled her eyes as she hummed happily at him.

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AN: I don’t know.  But this is totally something I could see Nick doing.  Ordering foods that look similar for protiens and veggie eaters, then switching them for Judy.

[invisobil]

Character Analysis 4: Vlad Masters/Plasmius

i have a lot of headcanons about younger vlad, but i haven’t really gotten into vlad as he is in the show yet. if you want to see some of my thoughts about him here are some links: x x x x 

i wanna preface this with a warning: i don’t like vlad as a person, but i do like him as a character. my analysis will show my bias.

vlad is always shown to be a selfish and impatient person. he doesn’t do anything by anyone else’s schedule but his own and he will not be shy about his feelings if you get in his way. even in the masters of all time, he was going to confess his affection for maddie in the middle of a test run?? that is not the time or the place to do that and it was obvious that maddie wasn’t even in the mindset to talk about personal things at that time - but that wasn’t going to stop vlad from trying. 

he often shows his cards early if he’s emotionally invested in the outcome and he suffers from tunnel vision a lot early in the show. the only way teenagers could defeat him would be that he either underestimated them and/or he was just impulsively sloppy with his plans. he’s like a person who finds out about something and suddenly he is all about that thing without all of the information (i mean just look at the beginning of reign storm or at secret weapons and masters of all time - he makes impulsive decisions without thinking through the possible consequences. 

additionally, vlad could care less about anyone else other than danny, maddie, and himself. he would happily kill jazz and jack if he could just figure out how and has put actual children in fatal situations (again see maternal instincts, reign storm, masters of all time, and secret weapons). he does not hold any life sacred and would actually prefer the company of the dead (maternal instincts and his continuing allegiance with the vultures and skulker and sharing his home with the dairy king). 

that being said, he’s also very out of touch with humanity. he spent a lot of time after his accident isolating himself and withdrawing from normal human interactions. even though he became a very wealthy businessman (using his powers ofc), he probably became the eccentric hermit billionaire in society’s eyes. he views people and ghosts’ value as based on how they can service him and if they are useless to him, he has no time for them. really he’s like a villain batman - prefers the identity he made himself over who he actually is, motivated by a single incident, and pushes away from healthy relationships.

actually, i think if he was finally able to get over his hatred of jack (which he will never do - he’s lived in an echo chamber of his hate), he would finally start to become human again instead of the poltergeist of person with jack’s help. if anything in terms of character growth for vlad, i would love to see the development of him becoming a person with a full range of emotions again.

while the third season was just kind of a set-up for the misery that was PP, i really enjoyed how vlad developed in that season. he went from being a “villain that could be more” to just a straight up “main villain”. he finally was able to get idea of making a family with maddie and danny out of his priority list and went on to make his own goals. those goals just happened to be make the fentons (particularly danny) suffer. but vlad stopped holding back around danny and also responded in greater scales to danny’s threats and pranks. ignoring PP, vlad was set up very well to continue being a very relevant and serious villain in the series.

and just as a final note regarding that GZ video BH did months ago: the only reason that i can think of for vlad to look for the elsewhereness would be to finally be okay with himself after the events of PP (because you know he’s not gonna retcon that). a power-hungry post-PP vlad really does not seem right to me - vlad really did finally feel the effects of his anger, greed, and hate at the end of that.