#not relatable

[clownfishistakennowhere]

sometimes i wish i was a fish so i could swim around and go blub blub

[guntherno]

this song on my fyp

when i was in hs and started experiencing pretty privilege for the first time i was lowk in psychosis (not lowk) and i /gen related to this song sooo hard i lit thought it was abt me

[relatablepicturesofwhisboi]

congratulations to whisbei for getting out of the tumblr sex prison

[that-blue-spren]

[daughterofcainnnn]

if i dont get married by 30 then i want my best friend to heavily sedate me then cut me up and eat me

or just marry me whatever they want

[intellectual6666]

Me who doesn't use blush 🤝 He who makes me blush all the time.

[ineedhjalp]

Good Omens according to my *straight friends*

Good Omens: That Gay Christian TV Show

Crowley: Snake Dude/Dr. Who Guy

Aziraphale: Snake Dude's Boyfriend

Muriel: Cinnamon Roll

Jim: Sinnamon Roll

Gabriel: The Archangel FUCKING Gabriel

Metatron: Die Bitch Die

The Bentley: Car

Episode Six: The Gayest Part

Bonus:

Take Me To Church by Hozier: The Depressing Song

Wahoo