#not sal

[no-onecanimagine]

meet jeff. hobbies include soaking in my dads plants and sleeping under the grill. i’m legally recquired to say hi to him every time i make hotdogs.

[samepictureofsal]

Another question:

Does anyone know where I can get a free drawing of an OC done? Or somewhere I can make my own? Sorry.

[athetos]

enecoo got terminated... this is the fucking end for all of us

[king-of-trash-sal-blog]

I’M NOT DEAD MY DUDES

I’m super sorry I said I would work on requests but!! This summer class was a bitch!!! I couldn’t log in AT ALL because my professor was a huge ass bitch and was always on my back. Me, wanting the best grade, did my best on all my work. I’m so mad because she gave me a low grade when I deserved SO MUCH BETTER I fucking hate her so much

But anyways I’m back! Sadly my DSP vibes are slowly going away but I’ll log in every once in a while and answer requests. The rules still apply so if the ask box exceeds 20, I will close them until I empty it out. It’s not at 20 yet, so you can request! Can’t guarantee they’ll be done quick, since I have some old ones to finish, but thank you for your patience.

Also welcome, new followers! I hope you enjoy your stay!

I’m still alive and thrilling on my main blog @renatheultimatetrash so if you don’t see me on this blog, feel free to DM me on my main one!

[no-onecanimagine]

cute kids from the reptile show last week

[samepictureofsal]

Question:

Who is the most popular blogger on Tumblr?

[no-onecanimagine]

uh sir where is your invitation to this pool party