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it’s called enrichment

#hes and idiot #if he was a good snake at all he would realize there is real food behind him #also his poor face :(#still the handsomest boy #sal #corn snake #snake #snek #lavender corn snake #motley corn snake

NO!

#MY BABY BOY!!!#WHO HURT YOU!!!!!!#this is horrible

cute kids from the reptile show last week

#geckos #crested gecko #not sal #reptiblr #reptiles

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Ophelia checking out some violets

#thought this was sal....

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🐸Frogs🐸

(@kalesalad on tiktok)

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FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL

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Sèvres, Teapot with spout and handle in the form of a serpent, gilt and polychrome porcelain, 1833

#oh.....

boop!

#he hates me lmao #soon as i did this he said nope no thank you!#and slithered quickly away #corn snake #sal #snake #snek #lavender corn snake #motley corn snake

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nbd just growin some corn

(get it)

to the angry people behind me mad that i drove 45 in a 55, it was my duty as a humble earth dweller to provide safe passage to this small soul. hope he got to where he was going.

baby boy supports home grown produce 👍 👅

#his fuckin....... tongue #im crying #also i had just tended to my strawberry plants so i had dirt under my nails and got some on him #so dont be alarmed by the black spots #corn snake #sal #snake #snek #lavender corn snake #motley corn snake #snake tongue

meet jeff. hobbies include soaking in my dads plants and sleeping under the grill. i’m legally recquired to say hi to him every time i make hotdogs.

#its a running joke between my dad and i that every frog is named Jeff Phibian #jeff has a sister named Anne..........#Anne Phibian........................#not sal #frogs #grey tree frog #round boy #love him

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN- this year’s baby five lined skinks have hatched! Been seeing them for weeks and just now got some good pics. Next up: a pic with reasonable scale so u all can see how ridiculously small these guys are.

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we’ve got some of these babies too!! mom and dad used to live in our garage, now the babies live on our front porch in my dad’s plants. could’ve probably curled up on a penny when we first saw them, but they’ve grown a ton!!

#skinks #not sal #blue tailed skink

just putting my leftovers away, don’t mind me

#corn snake #sal #snake #snek #lavender corn snake #motley corn snake #pets

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Stupid bastard lady decides to go on hunger strike for a week, gets moved to quarantine enclosure because newbie owner panics, then suddenly decides to go HAM on her favourite food again. More at 11, look at her dumbass face

#the second pic 😭😭