#not sally

[justaz]

“lol such a funny plot hole how sally and poseidon met one summer and she had percy that august hahahahaha she was either pregnant for two or fourteen months hahaha”

You Fool. Poseidon Himself Carried And Birthed Percy. God Pregnancy Is Just That Quick.

[westenraskiss]

🩴👀 kty was right tho

girl has not given us a serious answer since 1998, what do you mean she's right?

come tell me stuff or just nerd out about avatrice

[matoucurse]

watching other people stream video games makes me feel like a little girl again curled up in the couch watching my brother play halo cause it’s the only way we know how to interact with eachother. makes me feel happy and safe

[boomhauer]

Been thinking about Mr Clarke and his lil sweaters lately... I need to drain him dry. I'm curious, what kinks (if any) do you think he has? - Not Sally

Ah yes. My favorite mustached nerd.

Well, totally not Sally, I wholly believe Mr. Clarke is into

Role play for suuuuuure. He’d be so down to see you dressed as anything. Sexy nurse? Woodland elf? Star Trek Commander? Wet dream come true.

I also feel like he’s a sub. Or at least, he’d be with me. 😏😏

Also, feet? Maybe? He likes painted toes and to give foot massages.

What do you think, my friend?

[myselfofficial]

Person one: Why did Annie fall off the swing?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because she has no arms.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Not Annie.

Person one: Where did Annie go when the bomb went off?

Person two: Where?

Person one: Everywhere.

[takeiteasynow]

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

      She had no arms.

Knock Knock.

      Who's there?

Not Sally.

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

Knock knock?

Whose there?