#not smart things

[66sharkteeth]

love love love to see claude getting up to mischevious acts. and also feeling feelings but whats most important is he is DEVIOUS!!

I'm late with this one since Claude wasn't that relevant this week but trust me. U haven't seen the last of him getting up to things.

[dead-gay-bitxh]

Anyone else have super epic dreams with stories that bounce from Point A to Point B at random?

So last night I had such a dream. It started out like an Avengers movie promo, then transitioned to a super hilly valley, where a scientist and Jeff Goldblum/Goldblum’s character drove around. After a while, they saw a massive motorcycle-like vehicle, and then it transitions again to a house fire while my parents packed me up to go.

Weird point, but dream-me stole an ice cream sandwich and only got halfway through because mom and dad walked in.

Some lady walked around the outside of the house with a fucking hammer and it was great, until we transitioned again.

Now I'm out in the valley where Goldblum was. The same vehicle rolls out and, being sane, I start running. Then another vehicle shows up (I don't remember what) and then they transform into humanish things and both start talking shit because I was being mopey. Not motivational talking shit, just being dicks.

Somehow this leads into the three of us going out to a nearby fishing village where antics ensued. i Couldnt tell you everything, but I was in a flirting duel with another girl and got shot down because the chick we were trying to hit on said “blue eyes just don't do it for me”. Also, we destroyed a restaurant, I got bitten by various things (including an extremely venomous fish dressed up like a doll) and then feelings ensued for some reason (it was something about me being lonely and the bot/thing having deep personal issues from having his planet destroyed). We bonded and then the three of us went ham, stealing the venomous fish and taking it to a part of sorts to fuck shit up.

We went back to the valley and got attacked/ambushed by ?. The emo white thing tried to run but was getting taunted by the same woman with a hammer that was from earlier. And then I woke up. Jesus I hate my dreams sometimes.

[beatdown-strider-blog-blog]

I have to say that an 18+ Homestuck panel seems like a really bad idea.

Not only are the majority of Homestuck fans under 18 years old, the only thing that can logically make it 18+ would end up being perverse or shipping questions which could end up just turning into a shipping war. The Katsu panel said no shipping questions for a reason. This is that reason :/

This is going to make others getting a panel difficult...