Feb 16, 2023
Them, whenever I talk about HGS: “You’re just riding the High Guardian Spice hate train”.
Me *putting a hand against each of their cheeks and staring into their face*: No. No. Listen to me, sweetcheeks. I love High Guardian Spice. Do you have any idea how many hours of joy that show has brought me? The reviews, the analysis, the show itself. I love it. I love it all. I love watching it and analyzing it and making fun of it, just MST3King the ever-loving hell out of that show. It’s so spectacularly bad. It does literally everything wrong. And I. Love. It. I love it the same way MST3K fans love Manos: The Hands of Fate. I cannot get enough High Guardian Spice. It’s one of the worst things I have ever seen. 10/10
