#not the std

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

get crabbed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[official-koolaid-man-cum-sock]

all my mutuals are getting crabs </3 when will it be my turn to be loved

[mossyvil]

where are u from? 🥰

maryland, usa! we have a lot of crabs here

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN CRABS????

[leakingoven]

WHO GAVE ME CRABS

[schrodingers-fyke]

I want crabs :(

[adoseofrevolution]

I don't trust people who are from Maryland and don't like to eat Crabs.