#not vader

[donniesgaptooth]

spoilers ahead

I HATE YOU GUYS WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME?!

MAUL’S ENTIRE FAMILY IS GONE I BET HE’S ABSOLUTELY HEARTBROKEN ( at least he has devon aye girl dad )

VADER WHEN I GET YOU! IVE ALWAYS HATED ANAKIN AND HIM KILLING DAKI I DID NOT EXPECT…

also lawson and rook are still alive manifesting mainly because we didn’t see their bodies

anyways im totally fine.

[tennessoui]

omg imagine if there was a quinlan in playmaker verse. vader would try to kill him on the spot😭

quinlan vos in the playmaker au who went undercover early on in his career before obi-wan ever even graduated the academy -- he's been put under ventress' mob and has worked his way up pretty far when he gets the shock of his life seeing jinn's kid obi sitting pretty right next to mob boss vader's chair when vader stops by ventress' town for a chat

he can't believe jinn would send his own kid undercover, especially not when the kid is obi-wan, who isn't built for this kind of work, anyone could see that -- and what the hell is he doing, so close to vader? that's dangerous, vader is unpredictable! yeah obi-wan is only five years younger than quin, but he watched the kid grow up you know? helped him with his homework when he was sitting around the station waiting for his father to finish up and take him home, kept him entertained.....

what happens of course is that during a break in the meeting, vos gets obi-wan alone to interrogate him about what he thinks he's doing, and obi-wan tells him he has it under control (he doesn't), no one suspects a thing (they do), and he's the one leading vader around by his nose (literally just a lie, obi-wan spent most of the previous night tied up in vader's bed)

vos probaby accidentally says something that implies obi-wan can't do this or jinn was out of his mind giving him to vader (out of concern for obi-wan), and it steps on all of obi-wan's self-worth issues, leading him to be very angry and loud and for them to be discovered

two rats in a dark corner together is suspicious, they both know that, so quinlan pushes obi-wan up against a wall to make it look like they're in the middle of something much dirtier

it's only when he registers the look of terrified horror on obi-wan's face that he realizes he's done something awful.

when the meeting comes together again, vader's man that found them goes to vader and whispers something in his ear. his eyes snap to quin's down the table, and he only looks away when obi-wan slides from his chair into vader's lap.

two days later, vos is made as a rat in ventress' mob. ventress reluctantly outsources the kill to vader for a favor later. astonishingly, all of vader's pre-kill interrogations have nothing to do with ventress, her mob workings, or even the police department. he wants to know about captain jinn and obi-wan kenobi.

(vos dies silent.)

[reu-draws]

Been talking with some friends about a super fun AU where Luke was a Jedi who lived 1000 years ago but got trapped in a statue for 🤫 reasons. Until Din accidentally lets him out in the present day

[corruptedforce]

Do you know who is responsible for Alderaan being destroyed? Palpatine.

Do you know who ordered it? Tarkin.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.