#notanalien

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

I too enjoy normal human things, like blinking

[dudenukem]

“What, me? I’m definitely a human space man, no need for question. United Space of American!” . . . . . . . #collageart #spacecadet #unitedspaceman #spaceforce #surrealcollage #collageartwork #psychedeliccollage #astronaut #👽 #notanalien #aeasmallwonders2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/CGp4GD3JWmb/?igshid=1g19efu5gbvig

[thelizardman23]

On the way up the stairs to the lounge a child gleefully squealed "Alien!" and pointed at me. I'm gonna call it a good omen as I fly out to join up with my @hellzapoppin family and embark on another four weeks of glorious weirdness. Dates & cities can be found at hellzapoppin.com #thelizardman #notanalien #stillmightprobeyou (at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzYhVgLlU_r/?igshid=1lgzw6iclrsc

[alivedovedonoteat]

who else human?? 😂😂😂👽👽

[plumbis-grand-scheme]

Hello fellow humans. Today I have found out why you should most definitely not, stick a metal fork in a bread/bagel/waffle toasting device that has been attached to the wall's electrical socket via a wire cord.

May GBARGLEHEIM rest in human peace.

[plumbis-grand-scheme]

What is up fellow humans. I am in need of finding out what a "chicken" is. I have originated from earth and only just now have heard about this thing that people find delightful. I am in need of the knowledge that would bring me closure to my confusion on chickens.

[borg-thegayenby]

Positive dawn, fellow humans. It is I, borg, the human, like all of you. Time to do human things like drink bean water, have existential crises and pay attention to voice calls that bring me knowledge

[enfeebledfae]

Here I am, in human clothes, for I am a human Please ignore my unseemly growths, it's a very embarrassing medical condition, and NOT from being an alien! Yes my friends are the MIB. They are humans, much like I am! #halloween #notanalien #halloween2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4TkALHnqqd/?igshid=syf1viaqe9fg