Some latino weirdo's blog

Hey y'all I'm just a weirdo from Brazil. They/them nintendo nerd. Imma just post stuff that's on my mind and look at stuff. Call me borg.

[xain-russell]

This blog is pro-choice and believes that Women have an absolute right to decide what to do with their own body and should be given the absolute best when it comes to their health and safety.

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[thepunmaster]

[id: two images. both of them are silver text on a black background, with a thin horizontal line going through the middle of the image. a circle with a symbol that looks somewhat like an arrow is on the left side of the image. to the right of it, there is the text, which is the only thing that differs.

in the first image, the text reads, “this blog is anti-nazi” in all caps. in the second image, the text has been edited to read “this blog supports the jewish community”, still in all-caps. end id.]

[kaijuno]

Outfit of steal yo man

[borg-thegayenby]

It's not low attention span if you distract yourself intentionally to run away from work

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time traveling researchers who make an attempt not to pollute the timeline but also aren't overly concerned with it, bc once humans invented time travel tech they conveniently adapted modern religions to be chill with the idea that sometimes shit happens & human lives get erased from the timeline

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the first approved use of time travel technology was to defeat WW2 dictators before the war even began. this effectively saved millions of lives, and created millions of lives, while erasing millions of lives (aka folks whose ancestors didn't end up getting together in the exact same order & circumstances). but everyone living in the new timeline is a lot happier and doesn't remember any of the folks who technically never existed anyway, so society has moved on

[borg-thegayenby]

Me about to kill the fucker who invented homophobia

[racialized]

Link to donate to KhalsaAid

https://www.khalsaaid.org/donate

KhalsaAid

KhalsaAid

[borg-thegayenby]

Aight so I'm playing Octopath Traveler on the switch right? (I haven't finished every campaign, no spoilers please). It's a great game overall. The difficulty takes a bit of a nosedive after the second half (all chapter 3s have been easy, and so have the chapter 4s so far, yes I've heard that there's postgame with a harder difficulty).

But i just hate how like... Disproportionately developed some characters are.

Spoiler warning for Primrose and Alfyn's stories:

Primrose's story is hyped up so well, it's excellent. Chapters 1 through 3 were amazing to experience.

And then by the end of chapter 3/start of 4 it's like the writers give up and are like "uhhh fuck the bad guy likes theater and he's sociopathic". There's just a typically evil guy at the end of it all and there's no rhyme or reason to it other than HE'S EEEEEVIL. There's a hint of gaslighting and emotional manipulation put into the mix but it honestly is so close to the end that there was barely any impact.

Unlike Ogen, in Alfyn's story, and basically the entirety of his chapter 4 arc. It felt like Alfyn was genuinely struggling with his self doubt, like, to the point of anxiety. The dynamic between him, miguel, and Ogen was great, and how that led to Alfyn helping our Ogen, who was just so depressed to the point of letting a disease tear him apart. There was no "villain" to his story. The final boss is just a big bird with the antidote ingredients. And honestly, that's fine to me. I felt like Alfyn's story got me emotionally attached from beginning to end (even if the timing of when he found Zeph's letter and remembered his symptoms was a bit TOO convenient)

Idk why I'm posting this. I just really liked Alfyn's ending man. And i wish primrose got the same amount of love. Simeon is boring.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

We have him. He's called Benimaru tho

gOD-

[shannonosketches]

this was not on the list of things I expected to draw today but here we are

[borg-thegayenby]

"English sucks, it's a bad language"

"English is just a hodge-podge of a bunch of other languages and stolen words"

Yeah but english is still cool as hell. I like how they just... Mix words or turn them into verbs and BAM, new word.

A Seer's job is SEEing into the future

A breakfast is when you Break your Fast

A wardrobe Wards your Robes from danger (this one is speculation tbh but it makes sense)

Oh by the way

English has some cool as fuck words that are... Underused. Like srsly y'all, we gotta make these relevant again:

Hiemal: of or related to winter; wintry

Anorak: a person who is extremely enthusiastic about and interested in something that other people find boring

Absquatulate: to leave somewhere abruptly

Anguilliform: resembling an eel

Argle-bargle: copious but meaningless talk or writing

Bardolatry: excessive admiration of Shakespeare

Barmecide: illusory or imaginary and therefore disappointing

Bawbee: (Scottish) a coin of low value

Bibliopole: a person who buys and sells books, especially rare ones

Bilboes: an iron bar with sliding shackles, used to fasten prisoners' ankles

Bingle: (Australian) a collision

Blatherskite: a person who talks at great length without making much sense

Boffola: (North American) a joke that gets a loud or hearty laugh

Borborygmus: a rumbling or gurgling noise in the intestines

Bumbo: a drink of rum, sugar, water, and nutmeg

Cacoethes: an urge to do something inadvisable

Callipygian: having shapely buttocks

Chad: a piece of waste paper produced by punching a hole

Chiliad: a thousand things or a thousand years

Coprolalia: the involuntary repetitive use of obscene language

Deipnosophist: a person skilled in the art of dining and dinner-table conversation

Dwaal : (S. African) a dreamy, dazed, or absent-minded state

Yeah like, come the fuck on, this shit is so cool.

Any other cool words? Please, enlighten me, i think i might be an english anorak, and i wanna read a chilliad of new words, hear all your boffolas about them. And don't worry, i welcome anyone's coprolalia, for i too have that habit.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[bisexualwario]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[looz-y]

that time when everyone praised this guy on facebook for being a Nice Guy, despite how he literally stalked this girl in college and at restaurants. called the girl a bitch for not accepting his advances.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Egypt's first female ship captain Marwa Elselehdar has been falsely accused as being the captain of the Ever Given by some foreign media, in a story that went viral and garnered a lot of hate towards her.

The only problem? She was 370km away at the time, acting as the first mate of another ship (Aida IV) and had nothing to do with the situation in the Suez Canal.

I think we should all help spread this, since some people are still sharing the malicious slanderous fake posts about her!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

SOURCE: NEWS.COM.AU (Click on the site name for full article)

[borg-thegayenby]

YOOOO I HELPED SOMEONE I LOVE LET'S FUCKING GO LIFE IS GOOD

[borg-thegayenby]

I love the human brain. Because it does things like this:

1)

Oh boy look at the reflection of that glass of water you just picked up. It's moving. You probably dropped it. Have a panic attack and ignore the fact that you're holding the REAL glass for a millisecond!

2)

I am extremely overwhelmed by any task no matter how mundane it is, i feel like an absolute failure and that I'm not good enough to help any of my friends. I feel pain. I feel fear. I'm scared my mistakes will make me lose the ones dear to me. And I'm afraid that my fear of failure will lead me down an endless path of procrastination which will make the ones i love grow bored and tired of me. My suffering is meaningless for there are others who suffer more than me. And because I cannot comprehend that suffering, i cannot help them, and am just as useless as i think i am.

3)

Yo you should try to lick this chapstick. It tastes real good.

[dhomochevski]

these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.

[dhomochevski]

the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only

[borg-thegayenby]

Good thing the pandemic hasn't stopped me from halberd sparring with my besties ♥️

[borg-thegayenby]

My friend just named herself after a WarioWare song and i just think that's fucking cool as hell

[borg-thegayenby]

In memoriam of my good boy, Paçoca.

I love you, pal. Rest in peace.