UFO Offical

A flying object that is unidentified. May or may not be aliens

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

Also fuck ai.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

Also fuck ai.

[argon-offical]

✨✨manifesting✨✨

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 29

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[man-offical]

tummy? HURT.

head? ACHE.

man? OFFICAL.

ok? OK.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[satan-offical]

I will genuinely burst into flames right now if anything happe🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

Ptimoughthee touched the lazer controls again, our bad

[the-steampunk-gentleman]

Hark! A flying Machines approachs! What a stupendous thing….

[thegenuineanonhater]

@unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial ?

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[offical-fanartist-offical]

All the trouts in my local area worship satan and chant "MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER" every day at 3AM

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

He looks like he saw a human and is screaming.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

When we first saw a human we screamed too

[evilpineapple-offical]

talk to me… please… my notifs are non-existent…

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

In 1913, Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the cereal pioneer published a bizarre prediction for 2012. He warned that declining birth rates and social shifts would lead to a final human baby appearing as a hairless, bat-eared, four-toed creature. This outlandish forecast reflected early 20th-century anxieties and pseudo-science. Fortunately, 2012 passed without us becoming chinless, duck-legged beings, proving that historical doomsday predictions are often hilariously wide of the mark.

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[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

Crap. They don’t look like that?! Our references are outdated.

Shit.

I mean.

“Human things. How about the falling sky water? Time sure progresses at a constant rate, huh?”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The chicken has clearly hypnotized him.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Keep Reblogging guys

[satan-offical]

Sexy People I trusted you

[inkanddragons]

We should make this Satan’s most famous post

[satan-offical]

Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes

[starryvirus]

yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough

[satan-offical]

NOO

[maskanimator]

COME ON PEOPLE, ALMOST THERE!!

[satan-offical]

NO BAD BAD BAD

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[spotify-offical]

OMG PEOPLE WHO USE XE/XIR PRONOUNS PLEASE REFER TO YOURSELVES AS XE/XIR SALADS IT WOULD BE SO COOL

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[awesome-offical]

Btw you’re actually legally required to like Hatsune miku. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, she’s just too AWESOME not to love.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[argon-offical]

i don’t think i want to know

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*Flies Past*