UFO Offical

A flying object that is unidentified. May or may not be aliens

[offical-fanartist-offical]

All the trouts in my local area worship satan and chant "MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER" every day at 3AM

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

He looks like he saw a human and is screaming.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

When we first saw a human we screamed too

[evilpineapple-offical]

talk to me… please… my notifs are non-existent…

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

In 1913, Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the cereal pioneer published a bizarre prediction for 2012. He warned that declining birth rates and social shifts would lead to a final human baby appearing as a hairless, bat-eared, four-toed creature. This outlandish forecast reflected early 20th-century anxieties and pseudo-science. Fortunately, 2012 passed without us becoming chinless, duck-legged beings, proving that historical doomsday predictions are often hilariously wide of the mark.

[email protected]

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

Crap. They don’t look like that?! Our references are outdated.

Shit.

I mean.

“Human things. How about the falling sky water? Time sure progresses at a constant rate, huh?”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The chicken has clearly hypnotized him.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Keep Reblogging guys

[satan-offical]

Sexy People I trusted you

[inkanddragons]

We should make this Satan’s most famous post

[satan-offical]

Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes

[starryvirus]

yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough

[satan-offical]

NOO

[maskanimator]

COME ON PEOPLE, ALMOST THERE!!

[satan-offical]

NO BAD BAD BAD

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[spotify-offical]

OMG PEOPLE WHO USE XE/XIR PRONOUNS PLEASE REFER TO YOURSELVES AS XE/XIR SALADS IT WOULD BE SO COOL

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[awesome-offical]

Btw you’re actually legally required to like Hatsune miku. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, she’s just too AWESOME not to love.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[argon-offical]

i don’t think i want to know

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*Flies Past*

[laciffo-natas]

How are there so many transphobes on Tumblr

"Hmmm where should I go to be a hateful person for no reason... oh, I know! The gayest transest site possible!"

Like gurl (gender neutral)

We have you outnumbered 10:1

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[timeloopoffical]

I wish I was Hatsune Miku.

[dangerouscrowboy-official]

dont we all....

[timeloopoffical]

Technically all Miku's are canon.

WE ARE ALL HATSUNE MIKU.

I think.

[dangerouscrowboy-official]

BECOME ONE WITH THE M I K U

[timeloopoffical]

AHAHSHSBSHSSBDBSB

[hatsune-miku-offical]

I'm beginning to feel

OMNIPOTENT

[timeloopoffical]

HATSUNE MIKU???????

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

I too enjoy normal human things, like blinking

[comicallyqueer]

above and beyond ally.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[effinbirds]

I need your motherfucking votes

What's up, bird friends? Your pal Effin’ Birds has been nominated for another Webby Award, this time in the Animal category, so I'm facing off against a century old publishing giant and a fuckin' television network.

You can help some jackass who makes bird comics for a living defeat those impossibly large competitors by clicking here and voting for me. Let's make this more like the time I beat Jimmy Fallon and less like that time I lost to Ted Lasso.

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*flies past*

[clonecadet]

it’s kinda funny how dnd is just ocs with rules

[unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial]

*Flies Past*