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@thelizardman23
This happens tonight (June 13) so don't worry, I won't be reminding you anymore after today - instead I'll be calling you out for missing it if you don't show up. It's a free show! #thelizardman (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cev2W4wL8FW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
50 year old Lizard & 2 year old house weasel. Happy 50th birthday to me & Happy Lizardman Day to one and all. It was 16 years ago when I decided that I would declare my birthday to be a holiday known as 'Lizardman Day' - celebrated everywhere, of course. I even suggested 'traditional' games & celebrations for people who wanted to participate more actively. It was, and is, a silly idea that seemed like a fun way to get people to join in my birthday celebrations - if I can offer you nothing else, let me offer you an excuse to have a good time. This year Lizardman Day marks my 50th birthday. I've spent over half my life as a professional freak. If you've ever given me the chance to make you laugh or smile - I hope I did & I hope to get the chance again someday. I have tried to carve out a life where I am able to enjoy myself while giving others something to enjoy. I will never cease to appreciate that anyone other than myself finds my antics amusing and that I am among the very lucky few that can survive solely as an artist. Thank you for your support. And remember that if the guy who got his tongue cut in half and sticks stuff up his nose made it; your crazy scheme might not be that far fetched either... If you're in the Austin area, catch me Monday night (June 13th) at the Highball as part of the Austin Menagerie show at 8pm - it's free and you get to see me! #thelizardman #quokkatheferret (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CesXbXQOW9_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Make your Monday night plans now... June 13th 8pm at The Highball, Austin, TX I'd tag the venue, promoter, & other performers but that just seems to get my posts shadow banned #thelizardman (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeoWTKVLctw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
One week from today! Monday, June 13th 8pm @highballaustin Presented by @threeleggeddogsideshow #thelizardman #austin #512 #do512 #sideshow (at The Highball Austin) https://www.instagram.com/p/CefElo6rDbm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
This Saturday - May 28th at 11pm The Ballroom, Austin, TX #thelizardman https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd-4C0duV-h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Check out this little (future) Lizardman in lederhosen back in 1977 My mom's side of the family is Germanic Russian - they followed Catherine the Great to Russia and then eventually came to America. So, as a kid I had lederhosen That's my little sister standing next to me https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd3VsQxLNkm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
One more selfie in the North Country. Flying back home to Austin #thelizardman (at Plattsburgh International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdx66lOrCnV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Hanging out with Paco, my parents dog. He's not quite a Siberian Husky like the sled dogs we had growing up (my dad raced & so did I as a kid) but he's a very good boy who looks after them #thelizardman (at Ellenburg, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdvZjPjrGlZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
I grew up here. #thelizardman (at Ellenburg, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdq4K9DrGhe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
First time in over two years that I've had an airport selfie to post. This airport used to be more familiar than my house, it is not how I last saw it #thelizardman (at United Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdn1_vPraFq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Unused promo photo for Ripley's TV from 1999. I feel like the photographer wasn't exactly on the same page as the show at the time but I was game. #thelizardman (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdeTKY-LizL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Happy Mother's Day! This is my Mom (& Dad) visiting me on tour in 2005. I was touring the country for Jagermeister, hosting shows with Disturbed & Corrosion of Conformity at the time and they came to visit & take me to lunch. Everyone on the tour was excited to meet "Lizard's Mom" & very disappointed they didn't stay late for the aftershow. I love you Mom! #thelizardman (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdTQW9wLUCn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
When Meghan & I first met we shared an appreciation for MSTK. In the early 00's we regularly went to the original Drafthouse on Colorado and became fans of Mister Sinus which has since become @master_pancake_theater . Earlier tonight we got to see their second live show this week since going online two years ago due to the pandemic. It was fantastic. If you've never seen Tribulation starring Gary Busey AND the last 10 minutes of Alligator; you are all the poorer for it. #thelizardman (at Alamo Drafthouse Village) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc9f7Goswol/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Today marks 7 weeks since Ranger joined our business. He and Quokka have become nearly inseparable & he has learned to play and socialize with the others. Oso is still a bit aggressive around him but they are working out their issues & haven't had an incident in almost two weeks. #rangertheferret #ferret #sleepingferret #catsnake #carpetshark #cutepets #instaferret #ferretgram #sleepingpets (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc0Ka8ILtBw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Big thanks to @sacreddebris for sharing this pic from 1999 of me doing a little impromptu double blockhead (six inch nail in one nostril, screwdriver in the other) performance at Modcon. In case you didn't know, it takes a lot of shaving for me to maintain my current lizard torso 😂 If you're interested in body modification, especially learning & preserving the history, please check out and support @sacreddebris #thelizardman #humanblockhead #sideshoweverydamnday https://www.instagram.com/p/CcnXV49u2tW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
I'm really shit at keeping track of calendar holidays and such, so I missed World Circus day yesterday & apparently today is Easter. So, here's a shot of me with a lovely performer from Ringling (2013) along with the obligatory bunny ears photo (2003) and a bonus pic of the Easter Bunny (as played by Mossy in 2006) going hardcore on the Jagermeister Music Tour. #thelizardman #worldcircusday https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccc7DHfuuDl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
On the occassion of my parent's 51st wedding anniversary enjoy this photo of them from 2007 in some classic Lizardman merch. They still maintain that the government didn't experiment on babies born on base but I think we all know the truth now 😂 Also, note that while I have many times been called a bastard, I was not born until 14 months later and am thus quite legitimate. I love you mom & dad. Thanks for everything. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcQKDr-OzpM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=