~A Guide to Proper Sleeping in Camp Fairfax~ {That Pip trial which was supposed to have concluded by now? That trial will commence tomorrow. Pip has had numerous stays of execution due to ocular difficulties, technical difficulties, turkey consumption, and the Thanksgiving days getting away form the Dude. The best laid plans of mice and the Dude ... } What we present here for your (and Pip's) edification is a guide to the legal locations for you (and Pip) to sleep when visiting Camp Fairfax. *** Location A: The white chair near the fireplace. No one ever sits in this chair. Its springs cry for the warmth of a rump. Isn't this a much more desirable chair than Grandma Cat's worn, wearied, and cat-scratched chair? Won't you please consider sleeping on this chair the next time you visit? We promise you won't be disappointed. *** Location B: Oh what a delightful porthole you have found, Pip. How seafaring of you! Reminds one of those glamorous transatlantic voyages of yesteryear. Cunard line and canapés and champagne and dancing under the stars. Oh what reveries one has when sleeping in this porthole bed! Sleeping on Grandma Cat's chair conjures images of Archie Bunker and reruns of Roseanne. You don't want that do you? Sleeping on Grandma Cat's chair is not only illegal but will bring about such sad associations. Be joyful and daring! Sleep somewhere else. Oh look, that porthole bed on the floor is vacant--what luck! Please get on the ground and curl up there the next time you visit and get tired! Thank you for your understanding. This concludes the Camp Fairfax Tourist Brochure on Places Appropriate to Sleep. #seemsobvious #notaskingforthemoon #juststayoffgrandmacatschair #pipinaporthole #sleepycat #cats #catstagram #catsofig #catslovers #catoftheday #catsofworld #pet #animals #petstagram #petsagram #petsofinstagram #instacat #ilovemycat #kitty #meow #adoptdontshop