How do you politely tell someone that you wanna suck the soul out of their dick? Asking for a friend

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How do you politely tell someone that you wanna suck the soul out of their dick? Asking for a friend
Don’t forget: Unwilling to settle or lower my ridiculously high standards in any way. #singlelifeforever #notevenmadaboutit #literallynooneinfloridaworthdating #likemorrisseyitooamasexual
Love these F R E E earrings I got just for being brace enough to put myself out there and participate. Definitely not mad about it! ❤️🙌🏼 #smallvictories #bebrave #earrings #wiw #jewlery #stelladotstyle #notevenmadaboutit #britterbits
Got a mildly deformed cone today at DQ. Had to take a pic of it as proof. #notevenmadaboutit
So.
I just discovered there's an entire tumblr dedicated to Lana Del Rey gifs, because, why wouldn't there be?
I'll just apologize in advance.
I'm going to read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and eat m&m minis.
until something happens.
i love this book and this is my favorite candy, whudup?