How 78,659 People Reversed Their ED Naturally...
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From: Dave Sullivan [email protected]
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How 78,659 People Reversed Their ED Naturally...
Scientists discovered something that will scare the daylights out of you.
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My Response:
Oh my god! Did scientists discover a ten pound cockroach? Because that is the first thing that comes to mind when you say it will scare the living daylights out of me!!! What, no? Oh thank gawd, you had me worried there! Oh you’re talking about silly willies. I got you now. What are men “performing” in bed? A cabaret? Are men belting out show-tunes to woo their partners? What sort of dangerous experimental treatments are there for erectile dysfunction? Is it like Frankenstein and when it works the mad scientist is like “ITS’ ALIVE!!!” Where did you get that number of 78,659 people? That seems oddly specific. It’s like you could have said nearly 80,000 or even over 75,000 people, but no, you had to be very exact. Kudos to you, I guess. While I appreciate your invitation to “see how it works” I am on my work computer and don’t think my boss would appreciate me looking at pictures of men regaining their frankensteinian erections. I’ll just go back to looking at videos of corgis. You should like them too...you have a British address! Although, when I google map your location it shows a “Office Wizard” storefront. So I guess you hock penis pills as a side gig. Good for you!
Cheers mate!
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