#nothing wrong with us

[dayurno]

anon i’d like you to know i read that as ‘if you could cook kevin day, would you’ and i answered yes without even taking a breath

everyone wants to cook kevin day into delicious cauliflower parmesan lasagna. everyone thinks that way

[ectoplasmaticbisexual]

I will leave this here

[kendalegenda]

how normal people start conversations:

''hey, how are you?'' -''fine, you?''

how sara and i start conversations:

''here's some porn'' -''nice. have you heard of the serial killler couple who raped and murdered four women?''